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How do YOU approach a female you do not know?

Kristi2k

Kristi2k

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How do you approach a woman you are interested at work, but do not know them? There's a couple of women at my organization (5,000+ employees) that I'm interested in meeting, but I do not know what to say since we've only seen eachother in hallways.

I'm a PC technician for the org, so I get to see a lot of people and computers.
 
i've never met a femail i didn't know

in fact i dont even think i've ever met a femail

actually, i just don't know what a femail is
 
On a more serious note, I use this with reasonable success (of course it's not just the opening line that matters, but this does set the tone correctly):

"Damn, I didn't know this company employed such attractive people."
"Why thank you"
"I was referring to myself."
 
I don't have a problem talking to women, my problem is coming up with something to say to someone you do not know.
 
how you doing?
what ya working on?
wanna do lunch?

that being said : dont hook up with people in the org...if things go bad your screwed....she says u harassed u in ANY way and your ass is fired.




 
Never ever date anyone you work with.

I don't care how large your company is, your opening yourself to the unemployement line and sexual harassment suits.



Wanna meet women, go to a bar. Drunk women like to put out.


Wanna meet wifey material, go to church.









 
"Is your computer giving you problems?"
"Yes."
"Ok, I'm going to ask you to do something. If you don't like it, just let me know. Stick out your left hand."
 
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Never ever date anyone you work with.

I don't care how large your company is, your opening yourself to the unemployement line and sexual harassment suits...
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I would second, third and fourth this. I came close to losing my job over a vindictive ex ho.

 
But honestly, do the flop out.

Just pull out your penis and say "oh it hurts... its hurts so bad...." really sell it, just keep telling her it hurts. then say, "please just touch it, once, it really hurts, I need you to touch it right now" and see where it takes you.

The flop out is a proven tactic, best used in 1 on 1 situations.
 
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