How do you answer the phone?

[ViviTheMage]

"bitches"

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
"bitches"

That the name of your company?

KT

 

[2Xtreme21]

"Andy's Bar and Grill?"

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Hello

 

[Rachael]

"Hello" on my cell, "Help desk, this is Rachael, how can I help you?" at work. Although I sometimes embarrass myself by doing the help desk thing on my own phone :\

 

[Lola]

"Hi, this is Lola"....

 

[ChairShot]

i answer. Can i speak to "whoever is on caller ID"

 

[Fritzo]

Yo-bama!

 

[LS21]

ELLO LOVE or ELLO CAP'IN

 

[SunnyD]

I usually stare at it until it stops ringing.

 

[actuarial]

Work and I don't know the number: "Firstname Lastname"
Work and I know the number: "Hey" or "Bonjour" depending on the person (and it's not a language thing)
At home, it's completely based on the person, though it is anything from "Hi" to "Whatup" to "What"

 

[MedicBob]

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat
"This is Pete speaking"

I answer that way too.



<----Named Bob

 

[ivan2]

wei, wei wei?

 

[PepePeru]

ahoy hoy

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: Lola
"Hi, this is Lola"....

"And I'm a showgirl,
with yellow feathers in my hair
and a dress cut down to there..."

 

[D1gger]

City Morgue, where our motto is "you stab'em - we slab'em"

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: ivan2
wei, wei wei?

meh si ah!

 

[sportage]

I'm worried about you!
So you hear voices and you think its from your phone?
On hook of off ???
So... how do you answer your refrig ?
Maybe try reasoning with it...

 

[mxyzptlk]

A fun one is to just pick it up and wait for the other person to start talking. If you're lucky, sometimes they think they got disconnected and just hangup without saying anything at all.

 

[Bateluer]

"The number you have dialed is out of service . . . "

 

[SlitheryDee]

God of the Frozen Seas! Destroyer of the weak and cowardly! The Infernal Manslayer answers only the call of the worthy! Speak oh heathen wretch or DIE!

 

[funkymatt]

Originally posted by: Leros
"Ahoy hoy"

which is the way you are supposed to answer the phone

qft
f you edison and your hellos