How do you answer the phone at work?

[pontifex]

"Company name, this is Pontifex."

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

In new claims

"Thank you for calling (company), this is DisgruntledVirus how may I help you?"

Now that I am not in a customer service job?

"Hello?"

If I feel frisky I will say "(dept) this is DisgruntledVirus"

 

[meltdown75]

"______ ______, Property Values"

 

[yinan]

Jim

 

[Daishiki]

This is [name] with [company].

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

OMGHI2U!

 

[Jack Ryan]

Hello, this is [first name].

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
<Company name> this is <my name>

 

[Lola]

External calls: "thank you for calling, this is "Lola" how may I assist you". (I should moonlight as a phone-sex operator)
Internal: "this is "lola".

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Use to be "Texas State University Police Department, Dwayne Sander speaking". Starting November 3rd, it will be "IT Support, Dwayne Sander speaking".

 

[nageov3t]

external calls: (company name) data center, this is Loki speaking, how can I help you?
internal: data center, Loki speaking.

 

[anxi80]

joe's taxidermy. you snuff em', we stuff em'.

 

[AmpedSilence]

This is <amped>

 

[Aikouka]

"Hello, <first name> speaking."

 

[nakedfrog]

"This is nakedfrog"
Don't need the company name or anything else as anyone calling me that doesn't know who I am has the wrong number.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

When I worked at a BlockBuster Video years ago, I started giving the names of various religious figures when I answered the phone.

 

[radioouman]

That's what voicemail is for.

 

[maddogchen]

"This is God Almighty speaking. What do you want?"

 

[RKS]

If it is an insurance company we make them wait for a few minutes.
Normal client: "This is RKS"
If it a PITA client it goes to VM.
If it is a potential settlement offer, we answer right away : "law office"

 

[Baked]

I always wanted to choke my co-worker for saying "this is she."

 

[jjones]

"The number you have reached is no longer in service. Please do not call again."

 

[sash1]

"yo"

 

[RichUK]

"Shut up and look at my money"

 

[child of wonder]

"This is Mike."

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
"This is nakedfrog"

Do they go "WTF I didn't call Voyeur Zoo Inc??"