How do people get towels to stay wrapped around them?

[MrSquished]

Do you guys all live lives like out of a Rom Com? That's the only time you need to have a towel wrapped around you while walking around a bunch. In the movies.

Just get out of the shower, go to your room and put on some clothes. Sheesh.

 

[Humpy]

You would think that in 13 years somebody would have found a solution to this problem.

It doesn't help that ATOT just let it fucking sit for so long with out doing anything about it.

Lazy fucks.

 

[zinfamous]

Did you know my 14 year old son is smarter than you?

Did you know that your 14 year-old son was only 1 when OP posted this thread?

 

[momeNt]

Hold it with your dick. First part of the wrap goes under your dick against your knee, then the top wrap goes over your dick at your knee. Your dick acts like the stick in a hair bun. Ideally get a long enough towel that goes past your dick though.

 

[ctbaars]

Nice head on that dick pic ...

 

[Carson Dyle]

Meet the Towelagator :

 

[WHAMPOM]

I've never been able to get a towel to stay wrapped around me. It always falls off when I start walking. Is there any trick to this or is it some made up thing you only see in movies?

Fold it under your love handles.

 

[lefenzy]

It's really simple. You wrap it around yourself and roll the outside into the inside. If you want it to stay, you need to roll the entire top, maybe even twice around.

 

[momeNt]

Meet the Towelagator :

Bordering on NSFW. Breasts and midriff prominently displayed. Also extremely sexy hands.

 

[stormkroe]

Cut a head hole in it, cinch at the waste with a rope, BAM instant tunic.
Now grab that pvc and duct tape sword and get LARPing, soldier.
Fair maiden doth await.

 

[Mayne]

I wish i had towels

 

[BxgJ]

I wish i had towels

Why wouldn't you have towels???

 

[Mayne]

Why wouldn't you have towels???

I live with 2 women.

 

[zinfamous]

I live with 2 women.

take their towels. preferably while they're wearing them. no one cares if it's your sister.

 

[BxgJ]

I live with 2 women.

Buy more towels.

 

[Darwin333]

Did you know my 14 year old son is smarter than you?

He was only 1 when the guy you responded to made the post.

Personally, I'm still trying to figure out why a guy would want to walk around with a towel on for any length of time to even ask this question.