How do people get towels to stay wrapped around them?

[brtspears2]

Wrap it around yourself firmly, then from the top start folding down. Should hold for a quick walk down the hall. If you need to walk further distances I suggest you to get a bathrobe.

 

[amcdonald]

Maybe you are too fat.
Buy a beach towel.

Better yet, get one of those tarps they use to move dolphins.

 

[wheresmybacon]

Originally posted by: element

Originally posted by: Alchemist99
Does someone tie your shoe-laces for you? no offense but not being able to figure out a towel wrap makes me wonder just what your mental limitations might be.

lol leave it to an atoter to have to ask how to wrap a towel.

I was thinking the same thing.

So does anyone out there know how to put 1 foot in front of the other and walk? I keep tripping over my 2 left feet. Isn't it ironic dontcha think?

ROFL

:beer:

 

[Nitemare]

Tie it in a knot around your penis. If this does not work, try superglueing it or a staple gun.

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: jtusa4
Uh, works for me. Just wrap it around tight, and tuck in the corner at the top.

Exactly, the key, however, is to make sure that the tucked corner is on your hip. That will give you maximum security.

 

[nxh]

I think he's only trying to be a moron to be funny...and get people's reactions.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: Supercharged
I've never been able to get a towel to stay wrapped around me. It always falls off when I start walking. Is there any trick to this or is it some made up thing you only see in movies?

Gaffer's Tape

:disgust:

No really...

160 Uses for gaffer's tape

Fixing Clothing
14. Insulation
15. Holding up stockings when your garter belt breaks and you don't have any garters
16. Repairing an under-wired bra if the wire pokes out
17. Fixing shoes with a hole in
18. Holding together motorcycle boots and leathers
19. Preventing holes in Jeans and trousers, press a piece each side, and wash
20. Holding up a skirt if the elastic breaks
21. Replacing a broken watch band
22. Replacing a bow tie
23. Covering taps on tap shoes when they are not needed
24. To remove animal hair from dark clothing

On the Person
25. Removing hundreds of baby ticks from your legs
26. Keeping eyes open during a boring ballet show
27. Making wallets
28. Wrapping around the end of Maglites to make them easier to hold in the mouth
29. Making folders
30. A belt for jeans
31. When a condom develops a spilt
32. Taping up breasts
33. Taping down breasts
34. Waxing legs

It's like duct tape for the theatre

 

[GreatLakesSurfer]

I know that this is quite an old thread but I've been wondering for years how some ppl can keep a towel around their waist. It's not an idiotic question since I can't seem to keep any towel on for longer than a few seconds whether I start walking or just stand there. I'm doing something wrong or missing a step. I'm not rotund at all and I do wrap said bath towel around my waist tightly but it just won't stay in place. I finally remembered to Google this so-called problem and stumbled upon this site. fml

 

[GreatLakesSurfer]

Continuing...I hope that the trick isn't to roll the top of the towel over like this site suggests: http://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-a-Towel-Around-Your-Waist. That looks really tacky plus I've seen most guys easily wrap the towel around the waist with no problems at all. I suck.

 

[MrSquished]

I have no idea how long I can keep a towel wrapped around my waist. I walk the 6 feet to my bedroom and throw on clothes. Why is this even a thing?

 

[Carson Dyle]

Ideally, it goes around your hips, not your waste. There's much less fluctuation in body circumference at the hips when moving about.

If you're fat, it's probably not going to work, no matter what you try. Someone with a 29" waste is going to have a lot more towel to tuck in than someone with a 49" waste.

 

[zinfamous]

This is much easier when you walk around with a hard-on.

 

[Carson Dyle]

This is much easier when you walk around with a hard-on.

No. More difficult. Like in Alien, where that little bastard just wants to blast out of its confines.

 

[zinfamous]

No. More difficult. Like in Alien, where that little bastard just wants to blast out of its confines.

Oh, I thought you were supposed to just hang it on your dick, like a coat rack? Isn't that what people do with towels?

 

[cbrunny]

Towel? Overrated. As the old saying goes..

"To impress a chick do the helicopter dick"

Can't do that with a towel on.

 

[zinfamous]

Towel? Overrated. As the old saying goes..

"To impress a chick do the helicopter dick"

Can't do that with a towel on.

you can spin the towel on your dick, like a fan. Thus, creating a nice pleasant breeze for your lady friend during the ass-sweat days of summer. What fine young lady wouldn't appreciate this?

 

[BarkingGhostar]

I've never been able to get a towel to stay wrapped around me. It always falls off when I start walking. Is there any trick to this or is it some made up thing you only see in movies?

Your mom suggested diaper pins.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Plan B: Simply just use needles to secure to the flesh.

 

[shortylickens]

You would think that in 13 years somebody would have found a solution to this problem.

 

[BurnItDwn]

You would think that in 13 years somebody would have found a solution to this problem.

Ohhh snap!
2004 ... damn

 

[cbrunny]

Ohhh snap!
2004 ... damn

haha yeah i noticed that too. Woulda called it out myself but I much prefer making helicopter dick jokes.

 

[BurnItDwn]

haha yeah i noticed that too. Woulda called it out myself but I much prefer making helicopter dick jokes.

You even had a rhyme. More or less you gave us all free poetry to enjoy! and also a visual image that we can not unsee.

 

[PlanetJosh]

He knows how but pretends like he doesn't maybe? To get the towel to fall off on purpose. An exhibitionist thing perhaps.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I've never been able to get a towel to stay wrapped around me. It always falls off when I start walking. Is there any trick to this or is it some made up thing you only see in movies?

Did you know my 14 year old son is smarter than you?

 

[clamum]

Tuck the end of the towel (after wrapping it around you) into the top of the towel between the towel and your body, like you were tucking in a shirt. Kinda hard to explain I guess. I'd take a picture but fuck that.