How do I file a police report?

[Mill]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Mill
Oh no you called me gay! I'm going to go cry some more now. Such a big bad man. Just for you.

Are we still playing by thirdgrade rules? You call me homosexual, so I guess I call you a doody-head! You're a doody head. Doody head!

Edit- Sh!t I forgot. //M'\\

I didn't say you were homosexual, that would make Ögg a guy.

WTF is Ogg?

 

[Yax]

Hehe, I'm eagerly awaiting the next Dezign attention thread.

 

[dahunan]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: Mill
Wait, you slapped him before he hit you?

that is what she says ^^^ up there

i think leaving would have been better than being the first to get physical in the argument

Well, if he or she tells the cops that, then she can be arrested too.

She was being restrained already and slapped him ... men a fvcking sissies if they consider a slap to be assault. All men who consider a slap to be assault need to be reamed by Bubba.

 

[DrThodt]

CUT HIS STINKING BALLS OFF

 

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Hehe, I'm eagerly awaiting the next Dezign attention thread.

"I was playing checkers with this guy I met on Craigslist, and all of a sudden he started break dancing, which I thought was cool, but then he grabbed my neck and throttled me. I tried to call 411 to get the number for 911, but they wanted an extra $0.35 to connect me! Bastards!

"Anyway, I was throwing up by this time, so I complained to him about my dead-end $100,000/year job again, and also complained about my roommates, since they don't pay their share of utilities. By this time, the guy was close to suicide due to boredom, so I pulled out my photo shoot pics from Enrique Conquistador, the famous LA photographer. I think they came out pretty good, don't you think? Here's a schoolgirl one...ooh I'm getting off just LOOKING at myself!

"Oops! I've got to go! A whole FIVE minutes have passed since I last Xangaed! I'll catch you all later!"

 

[DrThodt]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Hehe, I'm eagerly awaiting the next Dezign attention thread.

"I was playing checkers with this guy I met on Craigslist, and all of a sudden he started break dancing, which I thought was cool, but then he grabbed my neck and throttled me. I tried to call 411 to get the number for 911, but they wanted an extra $0.35 to connect me! Bastards!

"Anyway, I was throwing up by this time, so I complained to him about my dead-end $100,000/year job again, and also complained about my roommates, since they don't pay their share of utilities. By this time, the guy was close to suicide due to boredom, so I pulled out my photo shoot pics from Enrique Conquistador, the famous LA photographer. I think they came out pretty good, don't you think? Here's a schoolgirl one...ooh I'm getting off just LOOKING at myself!

"Oops! I've got to go! A whole FIVE minutes have passed since I last Xangaed! I'll catch you all later!"

the hell?

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: dahunan

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: Mill
Wait, you slapped him before he hit you?

that is what she says ^^^ up there

i think leaving would have been better than being the first to get physical in the argument

Well, if he or she tells the cops that, then she can be arrested too.

She was being restrained already and slapped him ... men a fvcking sissies if they consider a slap to be assault. All men who consider a slap to be assault need to be reamed by Bubba.

"Battery" and it isn't me that considers it that... it's the California Penal Code.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: dahunan

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: Mill
Wait, you slapped him before he hit you?

that is what she says ^^^ up there

i think leaving would have been better than being the first to get physical in the argument

Well, if he or she tells the cops that, then she can be arrested too.

She was being restrained already and slapped him ... men a fvcking sissies if they consider a slap to be assault. All men who consider a slap to be assault need to be reamed by Bubba.

"Battery" and it isn't me that considers it that... it's the California Penal Code.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: dahunan

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: Mill
Wait, you slapped him before he hit you?

that is what she says ^^^ up there

i think leaving would have been better than being the first to get physical in the argument

Well, if he or she tells the cops that, then she can be arrested too.

She was being restrained already and slapped him ... men a fvcking sissies if they consider a slap to be assault. All men who consider a slap to be assault need to be reamed by Bubba.

"Battery" and it isn't me that considers it that... it's the California Penal Code.

 

[Saulbadguy]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Hehe, I'm eagerly awaiting the next Dezign attention thread.

"I was playing checkers with this guy I met on Craigslist, and all of a sudden he started break dancing, which I thought was cool, but then he grabbed my neck and throttled me. I tried to call 411 to get the number for 911, but they wanted an extra $0.35 to connect me! Bastards!

"Anyway, I was throwing up by this time, so I complained to him about my dead-end $100,000/year job again, and also complained about my roommates, since they don't pay their share of utilities. By this time, the guy was close to suicide due to boredom, so I pulled out my photo shoot pics from Enrique Conquistador, the famous LA photographer. I think they came out pretty good, don't you think? Here's a schoolgirl one...ooh I'm getting off just LOOKING at myself!

"Oops! I've got to go! A whole FIVE minutes have passed since I last Xangaed! I'll catch you all later!"

Classic.

 

[v3rrv3]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Hehe, I'm eagerly awaiting the next Dezign attention thread.

"I was playing checkers with this guy I met on Craigslist, and all of a sudden he started break dancing, which I thought was cool, but then he grabbed my neck and throttled me. I tried to call 411 to get the number for 911, but they wanted an extra $0.35 to connect me! Bastards!

"Anyway, I was throwing up by this time, so I complained to him about my dead-end $100,000/year job again, and also complained about my roommates, since they don't pay their share of utilities. By this time, the guy was close to suicide due to boredom, so I pulled out my photo shoot pics from Enrique Conquistador, the famous LA photographer. I think they came out pretty good, don't you think? Here's a schoolgirl one...ooh I'm getting off just LOOKING at myself!

"Oops! I've got to go! A whole FIVE minutes have passed since I last Xangaed! I'll catch you all later!"

Classic.

Haha! nice work!

 

[kalster]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01 Hehe, I'm eagerly awaiting the next Dezign attention thread.

"I was playing checkers with this guy I met on Craigslist, and all of a sudden he started break dancing, which I thought was cool, but then he grabbed my neck and throttled me. I tried to call 411 to get the number for 911, but they wanted an extra $0.35 to connect me! Bastards! "Anyway, I was throwing up by this time, so I complained to him about my dead-end $100,000/year job again, and also complained about my roommates, since they don't pay their share of utilities. By this time, the guy was close to suicide due to boredom, so I pulled out my photo shoot pics from Enrique Conquistador, the famous LA photographer. I think they came out pretty good, don't you think? Here's a schoolgirl one...ooh I'm getting off just LOOKING at myself! "Oops! I've got to go! A whole FIVE minutes have passed since I last Xangaed! I'll catch you all later!"

dude
thatz a frickin cheapshot

are you proud of yourself

edit: suprised you didnt start another 'cute' thread for this, like you did for luvly

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: isekii
Unless it's some big ass girl, how mcuh could it hurt when they hit you ?

Hitting a girl is a no no. Unless she's attacking you with a weapon or something, and even then I don't think you should hit them. Just restrain them.

Ain't equal rights a bitch?

Mate she doesn't have to be BIG. If she push's you in to cars when you are near a road that is enough. Or when she slaps you full force in the face or when she goes to kick you in your groin or just punts your shin that is enough.

I had the unfunate BS to have a bunch of girls pick on me and my friends. WTF was wrong with them? Of course we could do nothing as they had a large group of guys that we passed that were friends with them. Hit one of those and that group would gladly set on you. They were bating us to fight. No point fightint when there is 20 of them and 5 of us. Which none of my mates could fight. So we did the smart thing and did nothing but ran away from the girls that attacked us

That piss's me off.

Sorry Dez for what happened. But letting him stay with his past history was a mistake.

Koing

 

[Koing]

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[QueHuong]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Hehe, I'm eagerly awaiting the next Dezign attention thread.

"I was playing checkers with this guy I met on Craigslist, and all of a sudden he started break dancing, which I thought was cool, but then he grabbed my neck and throttled me. I tried to call 411 to get the number for 911, but they wanted an extra $0.35 to connect me! Bastards!

"Anyway, I was throwing up by this time, so I complained to him about my dead-end $100,000/year job again, and also complained about my roommates, since they don't pay their share of utilities. By this time, the guy was close to suicide due to boredom, so I pulled out my photo shoot pics from Enrique Conquistador, the famous LA photographer. I think they came out pretty good, don't you think? Here's a schoolgirl one...ooh I'm getting off just LOOKING at myself!

"Oops! I've got to go! A whole FIVE minutes have passed since I last Xangaed! I'll catch you all later!"

Oh crapper...that was funny...lol.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: MindStorm

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Hehe, I'm eagerly awaiting the next Dezign attention thread.

"I was playing checkers with this guy I met on Craigslist, and all of a sudden he started break dancing, which I thought was cool, but then he grabbed my neck and throttled me. I tried to call 411 to get the number for 911, but they wanted an extra $0.35 to connect me! Bastards!

"Anyway, I was throwing up by this time, so I complained to him about my dead-end $100,000/year job again, and also complained about my roommates, since they don't pay their share of utilities. By this time, the guy was close to suicide due to boredom, so I pulled out my photo shoot pics from Enrique Conquistador, the famous LA photographer. I think they came out pretty good, don't you think? Here's a schoolgirl one...ooh I'm getting off just LOOKING at myself!

"Oops! I've got to go! A whole FIVE minutes have passed since I last Xangaed! I'll catch you all later!"

Oh crapper...that was funny...lol.

DUDE! I have to write that down somewhere

 

[Ciber]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Hehe, I'm eagerly awaiting the next Dezign attention thread.

"I was playing checkers with this guy I met on Craigslist, and all of a sudden he started break dancing, which I thought was cool, but then he grabbed my neck and throttled me. I tried to call 411 to get the number for 911, but they wanted an extra $0.35 to connect me! Bastards!

"Anyway, I was throwing up by this time, so I complained to him about my dead-end $100,000/year job again, and also complained about my roommates, since they don't pay their share of utilities. By this time, the guy was close to suicide due to boredom, so I pulled out my photo shoot pics from Enrique Conquistador, the famous LA photographer. I think they came out pretty good, don't you think? Here's a schoolgirl one...ooh I'm getting off just LOOKING at myself!

"Oops! I've got to go! A whole FIVE minutes have passed since I last Xangaed! I'll catch you all later!"

Hahahahaha...

You forgot some stuff though, like "Omg i can't afford food, valet parking, water or flying home because i can barely make ends meet in my current situation... You know it's hard saving when i'm busy clubbing and going to vegas etc..."

Hahahahaha

I'm still in shock as to how anyone can possibly have any sort of sympathy for this girl. If this was a guy posting these things he would be flamed to hell and told to stop being such a stupid moron with money and his life.

 

[arcenite]

Dezign - Luvly = 0

 

[TuffGuy]

Originally posted by: Ciber

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Hehe, I'm eagerly awaiting the next Dezign attention thread.

"I was playing checkers with this guy I met on Craigslist, and all of a sudden he started break dancing, which I thought was cool, but then he grabbed my neck and throttled me. I tried to call 411 to get the number for 911, but they wanted an extra $0.35 to connect me! Bastards!

"Anyway, I was throwing up by this time, so I complained to him about my dead-end $100,000/year job again, and also complained about my roommates, since they don't pay their share of utilities. By this time, the guy was close to suicide due to boredom, so I pulled out my photo shoot pics from Enrique Conquistador, the famous LA photographer. I think they came out pretty good, don't you think? Here's a schoolgirl one...ooh I'm getting off just LOOKING at myself!

"Oops! I've got to go! A whole FIVE minutes have passed since I last Xangaed! I'll catch you all later!"

Hahahahaha...

You forgot some stuff though, like "Omg i can't afford food, valet parking, water or flying home because i can barely make ends meet in my current situation... You know it's hard saving when i'm busy clubbing and going to vegas etc..."

Hahahahaha

I'm still in shock as to how anyone can possibly have any sort of sympathy for this girl. If this was a guy posting these things he would be flamed to hell and told to stop being such a stupid moron with money and his life.

:beer:

 

[MrColin]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
All about documentation. Take time stamped pictures and develop somewhere. Digital cameras are great, but its all regular 35mm's and developing so that the other side can't point out the fact you can program the camera to put a previous date on it.

Even this post on anandtech can be used as proof. Although there is no real proof here, it shows a timeline of events.

That, and a doctor's report.

It all really depends on what you want to do: send him to jail or sue him.

The other reason to use film for evidence photos is that they are more difficult to retouch, digital images can be thrown out if the defense objects to them.

My advice would be to get a gun (slide action not a revolver), load bullets in it and then 2 blanks on top. If he shows up at your place agian yell at him to "leave right now" and fire the blanks at him. If he's not already running away, empty the bullets into him as well.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: MrColin

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
All about documentation. Take time stamped pictures and develop somewhere. Digital cameras are great, but its all regular 35mm's and developing so that the other side can't point out the fact you can program the camera to put a previous date on it.

Even this post on anandtech can be used as proof. Although there is no real proof here, it shows a timeline of events.

That, and a doctor's report.

It all really depends on what you want to do: send him to jail or sue him.

The other reason to use film for evidence photos is that they are more difficult to retouch, digital images can be thrown out if the defense objects to them.

My advice would be to get a gun (slide action not a revolver), load bullets in it and then 2 blanks on top. If he shows up at your place agian yell at him to "leave right now" and fire the blanks at him. If he's not already running away, empty the bullets into him as well.

Worst advice ever

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: MrColin

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
All about documentation. Take time stamped pictures and develop somewhere. Digital cameras are great, but its all regular 35mm's and developing so that the other side can't point out the fact you can program the camera to put a previous date on it.

Even this post on anandtech can be used as proof. Although there is no real proof here, it shows a timeline of events.

That, and a doctor's report.

It all really depends on what you want to do: send him to jail or sue him.

The other reason to use film for evidence photos is that they are more difficult to retouch, digital images can be thrown out if the defense objects to them.

My advice would be to get a gun (slide action not a revolver), load bullets in it and then 2 blanks on top. If he shows up at your place agian yell at him to "leave right now" and fire the blanks at him. If he's not already running away, empty the bullets into him as well.

Worst advice ever

but damn funny :beer:

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: MrColin

My advice would be to get a gun (slide action not a revolver), load bullets in it and then 2 blanks on top. If he shows up at your place agian yell at him to "leave right now" and fire the blanks at him. If he's not already running away, empty the bullets into him as well.

You do realize that brandishing an unloaded or loaded with blanks gun is more criminal than packing one with live ammo, right?

A gun without ammo can only be used as a threat, never self-defense.

Å

 

[RedPickle]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Hehe, I'm eagerly awaiting the next Dezign attention thread.

"I was playing checkers with this guy I met on Craigslist, and all of a sudden he started break dancing, which I thought was cool, but then he grabbed my neck and throttled me. I tried to call 411 to get the number for 911, but they wanted an extra $0.35 to connect me! Bastards!

"Anyway, I was throwing up by this time, so I complained to him about my dead-end $100,000/year job again, and also complained about my roommates, since they don't pay their share of utilities. By this time, the guy was close to suicide due to boredom, so I pulled out my photo shoot pics from Enrique Conquistador, the famous LA photographer. I think they came out pretty good, don't you think? Here's a schoolgirl one...ooh I'm getting off just LOOKING at myself!

"Oops! I've got to go! A whole FIVE minutes have passed since I last Xangaed! I'll catch you all later!"

Looks like someone has been reading every single one of Dezign's threads...lol. maybe your the sad one.

 

[RedPickle]

Originally posted by: dwell

Originally posted by: RedPickle
why don't you come over to Brooklyn, NY and myself, a 6'1" 220lb man can talk to you face to face?

Brooklyn's pussy anyway.

Yo man BK is the sh!t. Where are you from that you think you can say that? Probably Queens.