How dirty is your mind?

[Hyperblaze]

How dirty is your mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

4. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drop. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

5. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

6. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. you use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

7. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

8. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm betterin your hands then in your bush. What am I?
































ANSWERS:

1. A dentist
2. A wedding ring
3. An elevator
4. A nose
5. A newspaper boy
7. A glove
7. An arrow
8. A bird

SCORING

0-1 YIKES!
2-4 Get your mind out of the gutter!
5-6 Good job!

For curiousity sake, please also write down what you originally thought of!

 

[Platypus]

aces! another jero thread

 

[TitanDiddly]

5

 

[Evadman]

I should be locked up

 

[Ikonomi]

That post is sexy...

 

[Darilus]

Got all but the nose one. Not that I've got a clean mind:evil:, but I tried to think past that.

 

[George P Burdell]

10/10

 

[pulse8]

My pants are smaller. 😱

 

[midwestfisherman]

:roll:

 

[Shawn]

OLD

 

[Quasmo]

I am way to demented. Last night we were talking about a bad ass cake. And I was asking if I could put my finger in the ass cake. And my friend goes man do I love this 7-layer ass cake... So I being demented had to take it one step further and exclaimed that I'd slowly penatrate each layer of the ass cake with my finger, and then they threw me out of the house. Is this SFW?

 

[skim milk]

Originally posted by: Jero
How dirty is your mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

4. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drop. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

5. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

6. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. you use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

7. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

8. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm betterin your hands then in your bush. What am I?

1. penis
2. a slut
3. penis of a bisexual man
4. penis
5. penis
6. private parts of a female
7. private parts of a male
8. Jero

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I am way to demented. Last night we were talking about a bad ass cake. And I was asking if I could put my finger in the ass cake. And my friend goes man do I love this 7-layer ass cake... So I being demented had to take it one step further and exclaimed that I'd slowly penatrate each layer of the ass cake with my finger, and then they threw me out of the house. Is this SFW?

Almost sounds like american pie.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: fritolays

Originally posted by: Jero
How dirty is your mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

4. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drop. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

5. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

6. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. you use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

7. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

8. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm betterin your hands then in your bush. What am I?

1. penis
2. a slut
3. penis of a bisexual man
4. penis
5. penis
6. private parts of a female
7. private parts of a male
8. Jero

🙂

 

[n0cmonkey]

I got 7 correct, with no dirty answers.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I got 7 correct, with no dirty answers.

Did you go through these questions before though?

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I got 7 correct, with no dirty answers.

Did you go through these questions before though?

No. I definitely thought of the obvious and dirty answers, but I managed to figure out 7 of them. Just because my mind's in the gutter, doesn't mean it can't think. Perception management at it's finest. 😛

 

[n0cmonkey]

What word begins with an "F" and ends in "uck?"

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I got 7 correct, with no dirty answers.

Did you go through these questions before though?

No. I definitely thought of the obvious and dirty answers, but I managed to figure out 7 of them. Just because my mind's in the gutter, doesn't mean it can't think. Perception management at it's finest. 😛

Nice job!

So...how long did it take for you to figure these out? 😉

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I got 7 correct, with no dirty answers.

Did you go through these questions before though?

No. I definitely thought of the obvious and dirty answers, but I managed to figure out 7 of them. Just because my mind's in the gutter, doesn't mean it can't think. Perception management at it's finest. 😛

Nice job!

So...how long did it take for you to figure these out? 😉

I'd say about 20 seconds a piece. I didn't get much sleep, and the nose one threw me.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
What word begins with an "F" and ends in "uck?"

Still trying to figure that one out!

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
What word begins with an "F" and ends in "uck?"

Still trying to figure that one out!

Firetruck? (I googled 🙁 )

 

[notfred]

I got all of them except #2 and #4.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
What word begins with an "F" and ends in "uck?"

Still trying to figure that one out!

Firetruck? (I googled 🙁 )

Cheater. 😛

A friend of mine got detention for telling that joke in class once...

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
What word begins with an "F" and ends in "uck?"

Still trying to figure that one out!

Firetruck? (I googled 🙁 )

Cheater. 😛

A friend of mine got detention for telling that joke in class once...

Did he tell the teacher that he/she had a dirty mind? lol