How dirty is your mind?
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
4. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drop. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?
5. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
6. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. you use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
7. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
8. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm betterin your hands then in your bush. What am I?
ANSWERS:
1. A dentist
2. A wedding ring
3. An elevator
4. A nose
5. A newspaper boy
7. A glove
7. An arrow
8. A bird
SCORING
0-1 YIKES!
2-4 Get your mind out of the gutter!
5-6 Good job!
For curiousity sake, please also write down what you originally thought of!
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
4. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drop. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?
5. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
6. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. you use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
7. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
8. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm betterin your hands then in your bush. What am I?
ANSWERS:
1. A dentist
2. A wedding ring
3. An elevator
4. A nose
5. A newspaper boy
7. A glove
7. An arrow
8. A bird
SCORING
0-1 YIKES!
2-4 Get your mind out of the gutter!
5-6 Good job!
For curiousity sake, please also write down what you originally thought of!
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