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How come slow poopers get to take long breaks and I don't?

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TruePaige

Diamond Member
When I go to the bathroom, I really have to go. I'm in and out in 2 minutes flat.

Some people go in and take a half an hour. What happens then? I get stuck answering phones for them, or telling people they are out.

If you take 30 minutes in the pooper, I should get to leave 30 minutes early.

Or maybe I'll go take a smoke break. You should too, smoking stimulates the bowels, makes all that stuff move.

Parody and bathroom habits - 2 fails in 1.
Sr Mod allisolm
 
I don't think it's fair! I would rather someone take a long time and make sure they wipe well, than hurry to get done!!! :Q


: ) Amanda
 
This is a good parody thread, but serious response here.

Most of those people don't actually take 30 mins to poop. They just sit on the can and play games on their cell phone or read the paper.
 
Originally posted by: nobody554
Because they realized quickly that they get paid to poop.
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Should we save our pooping for work?

Why should I waste my time pooping when I could be on ATOT or taking a jog.
 
Originally posted by: TruePaige
Originally posted by: nobody554
Because they realized quickly that they get paid to poop.
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Should we save our pooping for work?

Why should I waste my time pooping when I could be on ATOT or taking a jog.
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and think about how much money you could save in toilet paper and flush water.
 
Originally posted by: sjwaste
This is a good parody thread, but serious response here.

Most of those people don't actually take 30 mins to poop. They just sit on the can and play games on their cell phone or read the paper.
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Is that why all the executives get black berries?

 
I sometimes read a news article on mah phone when p00ping. Fuck, might as well take a few minutes and relax.
 
Originally posted by: TruePaige
Originally posted by: nobody554
Because they realized quickly that they get paid to poop.
Click to expand...

Should we save our pooping for work?

Why should I waste my time pooping when I could be on ATOT or taking a jog.
Click to expand...

Originally posted by: OCguy
Posted from my Verizon Wireless Blackberry while taking a 30 min dump at work
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Originally posted by: nobody554
Originally posted by: TruePaige
Originally posted by: nobody554
Because they realized quickly that they get paid to poop.
Click to expand...

Should we save our pooping for work?

Why should I waste my time pooping when I could be on ATOT or taking a jog.
Click to expand...

Originally posted by: OCguy
Posted from my Verizon Wireless Blackberry while taking a 30 min dump at work
Click to expand...
Click to expand...

OCguy is Mr. MultiTasking!
 
Originally posted by: TruePaige
Originally posted by: nobody554
Originally posted by: TruePaige
Originally posted by: nobody554
Because they realized quickly that they get paid to poop.
Click to expand...

Should we save our pooping for work?

Why should I waste my time pooping when I could be on ATOT or taking a jog.
Click to expand...

Originally posted by: OCguy
Posted from my Verizon Wireless Blackberry while taking a 30 min dump at work
Click to expand...
Click to expand...

OCguy is Mr. MultiTasking!
Click to expand...

I don't (wanna) know how you're going to fit jogging in there, but I figure 2/3 isn't too bad.
 
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