How come slow poopers get to take long breaks and I don't?

[Udgnim]

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: nobody554
Because they realized quickly that they get paid to poop.

Should we save our pooping for work?

Why should I waste my time pooping when I could be on ATOT or taking a jog.

Why do they have the be mutually exclusive? (NSFW)

:fuckingyuckomgthatwouldsuck;

damn guy has got some heart to keep going after what looks to be very explosive diarrhea

edit: looks like it's a very real condition http://www.mayoclinic.com/heal...nners-diarrhea/AN00376

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: Udgnim


damn guy has got some heart to keep going after what looks to be very explosive diarrhea

The whole story is somewhere online...I think he was quoted as saying "I shouldnt have eaten that breakfast burrito" :laugh:

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
I don't think it's fair! I would rather someone take a long time and make sure they wipe well, than hurry to get done!!! :Q


: ) Amanda

You forgot to mention making sure they washed their hands properly!

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: nobody554
Because they realized quickly that they get paid to poop.

Should we save our pooping for work?

Why should I waste my time pooping when I could be on ATOT or taking a jog.

Why do they have the be mutually exclusive? (NSFW)

Why did I click on that whilst eating a bean burrito?

 

[oiprocs]

7/10. Not bad.

KT

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: ohtwell
I don't think it's fair! I would rather someone take a long time and make sure they wipe well, than hurry to get done!!! :Q


: ) Amanda

You forgot to mention making sure they washed their hands properly!

Yes, I did forget, that. Hand washing is a must. I just wish most peole remembered to do it. I stress it with my kindergarteners, so hopefully that will somehow carry over into adulthood!!


: ) Amanda

 

[PottedMeat]

Heheheh He called the shit 'POOP' hehehe.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
Imagine a slow crapping smoker.....talk about inefficient

Imagine a slow crapping, smoker who runs out to grab breakfast when they first get in. You would never see them!

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: sjwaste
This is a good parody thread, but serious response here.

Most of those people don't actually take 30 mins to poop. They just sit on the can and play games on their cell phone or read the paper.

Is that why all the executives get black berries?

Usually I get dingleberries.....