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Originally posted by: Aquaman
Did you see the movie 'The Tao of Steve'?
1. Eliminate your desires. If you're out with a girl & your thinking about getting laid, your finished. Women can smell an agenda.
2. You need to do something excellent in her presense, therefore proving your sexual worthiness.
3. After you elminate your desire and after you've proven your excellence, you must retreat.
We pursuit that which retreats from us
Steve is the prototypical cool american male. Steve McGarrett, Steve Austin, Steve McQueen. He never tries to impress the women but he always gets the girl.
Steve is the man on the horse, the guy alone. He has his own code of honor, his own code of ethics, his own rules of living.
Steve isn't just a name, it's a state of mind. It's a way of living. James Bond is Steve, Spiderman is Seve.
If your not a Steve then your a Stu. Jughead is a Stu. Barney Fife is a Stu.
Cheers,
Aquaman
Originally posted by: TallGeese
Some academics have offered analyses of the Bond series (both film and print) that try to prove Bond is a misogynist women-hater, unable to derive true pleasure from any relationship with a woman, and therefore is a deeply closeted homosexual.
I personally think such academics are full of cr@p
Originally posted by: jayglick
Bond gets women because he has all the cool toys!
Geekbabe, that made me laugh!
Originally posted by: Perknose
Bond? Never mind asking why Bond always gets the women. The larger question is why Adam Sandler gets <EM>any</EM> woman, ever, even in a movie.
You must not have spent any time in higher education.Originally posted by: Storm
lol I honestly hope those people didnt spend countless hours watching the films over and over again, or were awarded doctorates using that as their thesis.Originally posted by: TallGeese
Some academics have offered analyses of the Bond series (both film and print) that try to prove Bond is a misogynist women-hater, unable to derive true pleasure from any relationship with a woman, and therefore is a deeply closeted homosexual.
I personally think such academics are full of cr@p
Originally posted by: TallGeese
You must not have spent any time in higher education.Originally posted by: Storm
lol I honestly hope those people didnt spend countless hours watching the films over and over again, or were awarded doctorates using that as their thesis.Originally posted by: TallGeese
Some academics have offered analyses of the Bond series (both film and print) that try to prove Bond is a misogynist women-hater, unable to derive true pleasure from any relationship with a woman, and therefore is a deeply closeted homosexual.
I personally think such academics are full of cr@p
And that's not meant as a slam on you either
Originally posted by: Shiva112
Bond is meant to get the women with the way he talks and his confidence. The real question is how does Ross on Friends get any women? If I ever met a guy like him in real life I would do him the favor of beating him senseless.
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
LOL, let's walk thru the decision making processs
I could have a date with Barry Bonds, athletic,rich,famous
or
I could have a date with Pastfinder, an ATOT pimple farmer
decisions,decisions,decisions...
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: hammer09
hahaha barry bonds
Lol,just couldn't keep yourself from rubbing it in could you wise guy ?
Just be glad no one has made a thread specifically about it yet...