How come Bond gets all the women?

[Pastfinder]

And how come all the women go for Bond? And how come some of these women are scientists, ect. who are hot and single? WTF?

 

[GoingUp]

Because its Hollywood

In real life they all come after me....

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Pastfinder
And how come all the women go for Bond? And how come some of these women are scientists, ect. who are hot and single? WTF?

Don't you know, women prefer the bad guys over the unwashed masses here at ATOT!

 

[Geekbabe]

LOL, let's walk thru the decision making processs

I could have a date with Barry Bonds, athletic,rich,famous

or

I could have a date with Pastfinder, an ATOT pimple farmer

decisions,decisions,decisions...

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: baffled2
LOL, let's walk thru the decision making processs

I could have a date with Barry Bonds, athletic,rich,famous

or

I could have a date with Pastfinder, an ATOT pimple farmer

decisions,decisions,decisions...

uuhh... Bond, James Bond..not Barry Bonds Ahahaha

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: baffled2
LOL, let's walk thru the decision making processs

I could have a date with Barry Bonds, athletic,rich,famous

or

I could have a date with Pastfinder, an ATOT pimple farmer

decisions,decisions,decisions...

uuhh... Bond, James Bond..not Barry Bonds Ahahaha

LOL !!! byte me

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: baffled2

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: baffled2
LOL, let's walk thru the decision making processs

I could have a date with Barry Bonds, athletic,rich,famous

or

I could have a date with Pastfinder, an ATOT pimple farmer

decisions,decisions,decisions...

uuhh... Bond, James Bond..not Barry Bonds Ahahaha

LOL !!! byte me

Nice one Jean.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: cashman

Originally posted by: baffled2

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: baffled2
LOL, let's walk thru the decision making processs

I could have a date with Barry Bonds, athletic,rich,famous

or

I could have a date with Pastfinder, an ATOT pimple farmer

decisions,decisions,decisions...

uuhh... Bond, James Bond..not Barry Bonds Ahahaha

LOL !!! byte me

Nice one Jean.

Actually he got me good and all he had to do was be there to watch as I tripped over my own keyboard
hahaha

 

[Soulflare]

Originally posted by: Pastfinder
How come Bond gets all the women?

Answer: He blows the script writer between takes.

How can you question a movie series where Denise Richards, someone who's spent a lot
more on her boobs than her education, is presented as a nuclear physicist?

Hint: You're not supposed to.

 

[NewSc2]

Originally posted by: Soulflare

Originally posted by: Pastfinder
How come Bond gets all the women?

Answer: He blows the script writer between takes.

How can you question a movie series where Denise Richards, someone who's spent a lot
more on her boobs than her education, is presented as a nuclear physicist?

Hint: You're not supposed to.

dude, Denise Richards was so PC in that movie. All my friends were just googelyeyed when she got drenched in the water, but when she comes back up out of the water, of course you expect to see nipples, right? nope! she apparently wears a few layers of white t-shirts under her outer shirt so her nipples don't show. BAH!

anyways all the women go for Bond because it's a movie, duh. you could say the same thing about any other movie (why does jackie chan always seem to knock people out with 1 punch, how come there's always a ladder convenient there, why does batman choose to not show himself...)

 

[Hammer]

hahaha barry bonds

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: hammer09
hahaha barry bonds

Lol,just couldn't keep yourself from rubbing it in could you wise guy ?

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: baffled2

Originally posted by: hammer09
hahaha barry bonds

Lol,just couldn't keep yourself from rubbing it in could you wise guy ?

Just be glad no one has made a thread specifically about it yet...

 

[dfi]

Think about it. James Bond is good looking, is always well dressed, and drives a nice car. On top of that, he has the balls to hit on any woman in the room.

Hrm, time to get a haircut, a suit, and a beamer. I assuming those three come with a nice set of balls.

dfi

 

[Pastfinder]

I could have a date with Pastfinder, an ATOT pimple farmer

Huh, Babe, you need to see da goods: Pastfinder, Frank Pastfinder

 

[Pocatello]

James Bond isn't afraid of talking to women.

 

[UltraQuiet]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
LOL, let's walk thru the decision making processs

I could have a date with Barry Bonds, athletic,rich,famous

or

I could have a date with Pastfinder, an ATOT pimple farmer

decisions,decisions,decisions...

Time to change your nic back to the more appropriate one.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: DaveSohmer

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
LOL, let's walk thru the decision making processs

I could have a date with Barry Bonds, athletic,rich,famous

or

I could have a date with Pastfinder, an ATOT pimple farmer

decisions,decisions,decisions...

Time to change your nic back to the more appropriate one.

Hahaha,Be nice,I worked nights last night and can't fall asleep now to save my life

 

[venk]

They answered that question in last months Mens Health

 

[Tominator]

Originally posted by: dfi
Think about it. James Bond is good looking, is always well dressed, and drives a nice car. On top of that, he has the balls to hit on any woman in the room.

Hrm, time to get a haircut, a suit, and a beamer. I assuming those three come with a nice set of balls.

dfi

I rarely see our hero hitting on women. They hit on HIM!
Besides, it's scripted!

 

[Swanny]

Because Bond has the almighty power of the script writers on his side

 

[virtuamike]

Because Bond is the only Brit with white teeth

 

[Tallgeese]

Some academics have offered analyses of the Bond series (both film and print) that try to prove Bond is a misogynist women-hater, unable to derive true pleasure from any relationship with a woman, and therefore is a deeply closeted homosexual.

I personally think such academics are full of cr@p

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: DaveSohmer

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
I could have a date with Barry Bonds, athletic,rich,famous

Time to change your nic back to the more appropriate one.

I still think she should have changed her nick to RedHotSpender

 

[her209]

Bond gets the women because he is gay. The women are trying to get him to change teams.