How can you tell when a cop is lying?

[SandEagle]

when he pulls out his gun and shoots you in the face. 😎

badum-badum-ching!

thank you, thank you. i'll be here all week folks.

 

[qliveur]

Slow news day?

 

[SKORPI0]

:hmm:

 

[Jeeebus]

How can you tell when someone really should get back to work?

 

[Barfo]

 

[Rudee]

How can you tell the OP lacks the ability to tell jokes that are actually funny?

 

[Soccerman06]

Im hungry

 

[Rumpltzer]

Im hungry

Me too. Have a in-house lunch meeting at work today (2 minutes from now). They usually serve some pretty horrible crap. 🙁

 

[z1ggy]

when he pulls out his gun and shoots you in the face. 😎

badum-badum-ching!

thank you, thank you. i'll be here all week folks.

When are you going on tour??

 

[MotF Bane]

Ban.

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[mcurphy]

badum-badum-ching!

Your drumming sucks.

 

[Texashiker]

How can you tell when someone really should get back to work?

I thought you threw yourself out of a 1 story building while chocking on an apple seed and killed yourself yesterday?

 

[MotF Bane]

I thought you threw yourself out of a 1 story building while chocking on an apple seed and killed yourself yesterday?

He landed on his horse-dog.

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[Jeeebus]

I thought you threw yourself out of a 1 story building while chocking on an apple seed and killed yourself yesterday?

Don't be an idiot.

I threw myself out of a 1 story building, then choked on an apple seed and died.

Doing both those activities simultaneously is far too dangerous.

 

[JulesMaximus]

His lips are moving?

 

[highland145]

You can't tell because he's put a bullet in your pie hole.

 

[EagleKeeper]

How can you tell when someone really should get back to work?

He has no job and has not been able to obtain one.

He actually may not want one - living in the parent's basement is good enough

 

[gaidensensei]

When he says Sandeagle doesn't troll the cops.

 

[KeithTalent]

thank you, thank you. i'll be here all week folks.

You sure about that?

KT

 

[Texashiker]

Don't be an idiot.

I threw myself out of a 1 story building, then choked on an apple seed and died.

Ok, gotcha.

I thought you were choking on an apple seed, knew your life was coming to an end, so you threw yourself out of a window to go out with a bang.

 

[gooseman]

That is one of the stupidist and un-funny things I've ever heard. Are you just some kind of fucking idiot or something?

 

[jlee]

That is one of the stupidist and un-funny things I've ever heard. Are you just some kind of fucking idiot or something?

You, sir, should post more often.

*beer*

 

[MustangSVT]

what do you mean "when"?
😉

 

[squirrel dog]

he puts his doughnut down.

 

[moshquerade]

You sure about that?

KT

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