How can men wear beards?

[Riprorin]

I didn't feel like shaving so I let my beard grow for four days.

It felt awful so I just shaved it off. Plus, I'm half-Italian and I looked like a terrorist.

 

[Alligator]

How can women?

 

[voodooguy]

None of the terrorists had beards.

They kept themselves clean shaven in order to remain inconspicuous.

Don't you watch the news?

 

[Brutuskend]

It (they) grow on you..................

BAchink (rim shot)

 

[creedog]

I've worn one for 5 years and mine grows pretty thick. I cant imagine not having one.

 

[bigrash]

When I was on vacation, I didn't shave for 2 weeks cause I was lazy. My face started scratching like crazy, but after a while I got used to it

 

[Russ]

Because shaving sucks.

Russ, NCNE

 

[SWScorch]

Yeah, I only have peach fuzz, and that gets annoying after a while! It takes me like a week or 10 days to acquire noticeable stubble, but it gets annoying long before then. When I'm bored I tend to pluck my chin whiskers

 

[MistaTastyCakes]

It's not so bad really, just gotta make sure you don't have any insects or rodents or in-laws living in there.

 

[virtuamike]

I'm Chinese, I couldn't wear a beard if I wanted to.

 

[Jen]

i'm been wondering that same question how can they wear that beard..........looks like it would just drive you nuts



Jen

 

[kt]

yea, it's kinda nasty having to see someone with a beard filled with food.

 

[Namlemez]

After it gets to a decent length (ie not stubble) it doesn't really itch anymore. Warmer too supposedly. I was thinking about a beard but the fact I look Arab (I'm a Sephardic Jew) , am 6'2" (stand out in crowds?) and the four times I've been to the airport since 9/11 I've been pulled aside by security each time with my bag examined and sniffed for bombs twice. Thats me shaving the day of the flight so I don't look too much like Osama

 

[S0me1X]

<< I'm Chinese, I couldn't wear a beard if I wanted to. >>



And on top of that... I'm only 18

 

[Azraele]

<< Because shaving sucks.

Russ, NCNE >>



You guys have it easy. Shave your face and you're done. Look at all the work females have to go through.

 

[Tominator]

Full beard here for 24 years.....I'm afraid to shave as I might shoot the intruder....

 

[Nefrodite]

i consider em dirt traps hair traps dirt/oil/odor couldn't grow one anyways.. i can't even stand stubble cuz i pick at it until it bleeds

 

[Brutuskend]

I've had a beard off and on for about 20 years.

Once it get's past the stubble stage it's not itchy at all.

I just shaved it off awhile back (Too much Grey in there to attract the younger women!!)

Now I just have the Goatee. (though the grey is moving in there now as well)

 

[Squisher]

Yeah shaving sucks, I've had a beard for about 10 years. The wife loves it, but its getting pretty grey and I use to shave it off in the heat of the summer.

 

[SuperSix]

<< Because shaving sucks. >>



Yep, that's it, in a nutshell.

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

Shaving does indeed suck.

 

[RossMAN]

<< Because shaving sucks.

Russ, NCNE >>

 

I just keep huge mutton chops to keep the amount I need to shave minimal.

 

[monk3y]

I don't mind shaving at all, ofcourse I only shave 2 times a week so I guess it's not a big deal

 

[Jfur]

<< yea, it's kinda nasty having to see someone with a beard filled with food. >>



even nastier kissing someone like that :Q