Alright, this is getting beyond embarrassing. I will probably fart at least once before completing this thread. Throughout my day, I simply fart way too much. I know that you fart when you are relaxed, which is why you fart a lot in bed. I do not have a relaxing day by any means, so I don't think that this is the issue. These are not loud fart, just silent and somewhat deadly. Whenever I stand up after sitting for a long time I using release a smelling gas that has gathered from multiple farts. HELP ME DAMNITT!!!!