How can I make a quick $2000 or so?

[imported_Nail]

I need a new computer.

Addendum: No pyramid schemes, scams, or endeavors of confirmed illegality (though I'm all for grey areas).

 

[Eli]

You don't need to spend 2000$ on a computer anymore, you know.

 

Construction work. Temp agency. Man whore. eBay. Casino.

 

[rsd]

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or buy some coffee and McDonalds and quickly splash it on your face, then sue them for serving it too hot

 

[MikeMike]

play the stock market, but you might lose it all too.

MIKE

 

[imported_Nail]

Construction work. Temp agency.

Explain.

 

[RobCur]

ebay it and sell on ignorance
what you do what ziggystuff does, you'll be a millionaire in 10 years!!!

 

A job.

 

[imported_FishTaco]

Originally posted by: Nail

Construction work. Temp agency.

Explain.

This is a joke right?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: FishTaco

Originally posted by: Nail

Construction work. Temp agency.

Explain.

This is a joke right?

At least it isn't a political joke, Nail doesn't like 'em!

 

[imported_Nail]

Originally posted by: FishTaco

Originally posted by: Nail

Construction work. Temp agency.

Explain.

This is a joke right?

Yes, I'm kidding. I know everything and require no explanation.

A job.

Well, yes, but I need a quick $2000. Obviously, my current "situation" isn't paying well enough.

 

[homestarmy]

Originally posted by: RobCur
ebay it and sell on ignorance
what you do what ziggystuff does, you'll be a millionaire in 10 years!!!

what does he do?

 

[imported_Nail]

How can I get started in reselling?

 

Quick money only comes illegally, and you're definatly not smart enough to pull it off.

 

[cyclistca]

Rob a bank

 

[imported_Nail]

Quick money only comes illegally, and you're definatly not smart enough to pull it off.

Well, I can spell "definitely" and need no intellectual evaluation from the likes of you, truly.

 

[TechnoKid]

$2000....hmm...if you could get 2000 anandtechers to donate $1 each, there, ya have it, $2000 dollars.

 

[imported_Nail]

No, not quite.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Quick money only comes illegally, and you're definitely not smart enough to pull it off.

 

[sciencewhiz]

419

 

[oniq]

Walk in front of a car and sue.

 

[imported_Nail]

Walk in front of a car and sue.

I think something like that has been suggested, and it isn't any funnier now.

 

[bapace]

Try not acting like a complete and total @sshole, and maybe one of your few friends would loan it to you. It seems that everytime someone makes a joke, you are a complete d!ck. No wonder nobody you know will help you out. Get a job, quit complaining, and you will be able to buy the computer in about 15 months with your McDonalds paychecks.

 

[screw3d]

Originally posted by: bapace
Try not acting like a complete and total @sshole, and maybe one of your few friends would loan it to you. It seems that everytime someone makes a joke, you are a complete d!ck. No wonder nobody you know will help you out. Get a job, quit complaining, and you will be able to buy the computer in about 15 months with your McDonalds paychecks.

:thumbsup:

Good post!

 

[MacBaine]

You sound like you're about 15