How can I make a quick $2000 or so?

[Cattlegod]

you can't. if there was a quick legal way to make 2000, everyone would be doing it.

 

[Dissipate]

You might want to start with a printing press and some green and black ink.

 

[imported_Nail]

you can't. if there was a quick legal way to make 2000, everyone would be doing it.

Not necessarily. There are a number of things that simply aren't easy to do or that you can only do once in a while.

I was hoping to get more than trolls. Wrong forum.

 

[RedPickle]

Step 1: go to Hot Deals Forum.
Step 2: Find deal where you can make money.
Step 3: Repeat.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: bapace
Try not acting like a complete and total @sshole, and maybe one of your few friends would loan it to you. It seems that everytime someone makes a joke, you are a complete d!ck. No wonder nobody you know will help you out. Get a job, quit complaining, and you will be able to buy the computer in about 15 months with your McDonalds paychecks.

:thumbsup:
noobie of the day award goes to you!
This guy (nail) is a total jerkoff.

 

[Pathogen03]

Look in the paper for the medical testing surveys, friend made a quick 3k with two of those.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: bapace
Try not acting like a complete and total @sshole, and maybe one of your few friends would loan it to you. It seems that everytime someone makes a joke, you are a complete d!ck. No wonder nobody you know will help you out. Get a job, quit complaining, and you will be able to buy the computer in about 15 months with your McDonalds paychecks.

Holy crap dude, for only your second post, you have nailed it. You earn Evadman's coveted

"Awesome Post of the Day Award" ©

 

[TitanDiddly]

Sell your EYES.

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: bapace
Try not acting like a complete and total @sshole, and maybe one of your few friends would loan it to you. It seems that everytime someone makes a joke, you are a complete d!ck. No wonder nobody you know will help you out. Get a job, quit complaining, and you will be able to buy the computer in about 15 months with your McDonalds paychecks.

:thumbsup:
noobie of the day award goes to you!
This guy (nail) is a total jerkoff.

Awesome.. You got pnwd by a noob w/2 posts!
:beer: to bapace!

 

[spunkz]

sell your old stuff or wait for hot deals on stuff and sell on ebay

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: bapace
Try not acting like a complete and total @sshole, and maybe one of your few friends would loan it to you. It seems that everytime someone makes a joke, you are a complete d!ck. No wonder nobody you know will help you out. Get a job, quit complaining, and you will be able to buy the computer in about 15 months with your McDonalds paychecks.

LMFAO!

You get a six pack for that post!

Cheers bapace! :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

 

Originally posted by: Nail

Quick money only comes illegally, and you're definatly not smart enough to pull it off.

Well, I can spell "definitely" and need no intellectual evaluation from the likes of you, truly.

So the only retort you can come up with is to criticize my spelling?

My first statement definATLY holds true.

 

[RedPickle]

Originally posted by: bapace
Try not acting like a complete and total @sshole, and maybe one of your few friends would loan it to you. It seems that everytime someone makes a joke, you are a complete d!ck. No wonder nobody you know will help you out. Get a job, quit complaining, and you will be able to buy the computer in about 15 months with your McDonalds paychecks.

:thumbsup:

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Nail

Construction work. Temp agency.

Explain.

90 posts and already dumbass rehashed threads. Who were you before you were banned?

 

[jagec]

I hear that being a practice dummy for med students going into proctology pays well...

 

[aswedc]

Credit Cards
Donating plasma will get you $40 a week

 

[NeoPTLD]

hmm if you put about $2,000,000 into bank, $2,000 should be made in interest pretty fast.

In other words, $2,000 won't come by unless you work for it or have a HUGE capital to work with.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Nail

you can't. if there was a quick legal way to make 2000, everyone would be doing it.

Not necessarily. There are a number of things that simply aren't easy to do or that you can only do once in a while.

I was hoping to get more than trolls. Wrong forum.

Actually, I think you should take a hint.

There is no easy way to make 2,000$.

A temp agency or place like Labor Ready is your best bet. Either way, it is going to require effort and work.

You obviously don't need a new 2000$ computer that bad.

 

[imported_Nail]

maybe one of your few friends would loan it to you

Not an option.

It seems that everytime someone makes a joke, you are a complete d!ck.

Because it isn't funny. Not everything is a joke, not much is a joke. And when your response isn't even funny or original, it can be taken as no more than an insult. Hopping on the bandwagon isn't productive.

So the only retort you can come up with is to criticize my spelling?

Your post bore no weight. I didn't take it seriously, merely delineated the irony.
No, you don't have a point.

definATLY

This sort of thing quickly segregates the masses from one's own kind. I suppose kids think looking like an idiot makes you cool these days?

 

[imported_Nail]

I sincerely thank those of you who gave helpful replies. I'm looking into it now.

This thread is dead. Lock.

 

[Gooberlx2]

sell your organs.

 

[SmoochyTX]

What do your legs look like?

 

Your post bore no weight. I didn't take it seriously, merely delineated the irony.
No, you don't have a point.
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definATLY
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This sort of thing quickly segregates the masses from one's own kind. I suppose kids think looking like an idiot makes you cool these days?

Aww cute, a pimple warrior asking how to make a quick $2000, calling me a kid.

Anyone out of highschool, wouldn't make a post asking such a dumb childish question.
Go look at any post similar to this and you will see who originates them.
15 year old kids who's allowance can't cut it to upgrade the brand new dell their parents bought them.

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

Originally posted by: RedPickle

Originally posted by: bapace
Try not acting like a complete and total @sshole, and maybe one of your few friends would loan it to you. It seems that everytime someone makes a joke, you are a complete d!ck. No wonder nobody you know will help you out. Get a job, quit complaining, and you will be able to buy the computer in about 15 months with your McDonalds paychecks.

:thumbsup:

Wow.. from a junior member too. :thumbsup:

 

[lobadobadingdong]

get some stincils and go around nicer neighborhoods and paint thier street number on thier curbs (you can charge $10 each and you're only out about $.35-.40 per house. (just paint a large enough black box and stencil the numbers in white over top of it.)