How can I kill a crab....

[Adam8281]

Put a smile on my face after losing tonight's bowling championship

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: RichardE
I feel uncomfortable putting an alive crap into boiling water. When it gets close to the water, it starts struggling and that makes it even harder to do it.

Ah....I must be getting old or something. I used to kill live things for no reason but now I can't even put a crap into boiling water.



^^ sig material right there :laugh:

did the whole OP say crap instead of crab everywhere, or just in one spot?
if it was everywhere, holy shit that's epic.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: RichardE
I feel uncomfortable putting an alive crap into boiling water. When it gets close to the water, it starts struggling and that makes it even harder to do it.

Ah....I must be getting old or something. I used to kill live things for no reason but now I can't even put a crap into boiling water.



^^ sig material right there :laugh:

did the whole OP say crap instead of crab everywhere, or just in one spot?
if it was everywhere, holy shit that's epic.

The entire OP :laugh:

 

[Born2bwire]

Crap into boiling water, man that's one hell of a toilet.

 

[rh71]

damn seafood lovers... stop it.

 

[tfcmasta97]

" I feel uncomfortable putting an alive crap into boiling water. When it gets close to the water, it starts struggling and that makes it even harder to do it. "

Bono wants a bidi?

 

[alien42]

better to have lobster on your piano than craps on your organ. :laugh:

 

[Epic Fail]

Don't kill dug.

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Crap into boiling water, man that's one hell of a toilet.

very sanitary!

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Smash with a 332 year old tree
or
Fork
or
Anubis
or
Eagle
or
pipe

 

[Iron Woode]

he's going to boil RichardE

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
he's going to boil RichardE

I gave him the puppy eyes.....were good.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Smash with a 332 year old tree
or
Fork
or
Anubis
or
Eagle
or
pipe

:laugh:

especially the pipe! holy shit that seems so unreal

 

[shopbruin]

Good grief, you should do it the way my mom does it.

Leave in the fridge for a while. When it's slowed down a bit, take your big chinese cleaver and whack it down the middle and crack it in half. You want to leave the shell in tact.

Then start whacking into smaller pieces.

Heck sometimes I don't think she even leaves it in the fridge. She just leaves it in the sink after buying it from the store, but out of water. Then WHACK.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: tfcmasta97
" I feel uncomfortable putting an alive crap into boiling water. When it gets close to the water, it starts struggling and that makes it even harder to do it. "

Bono wants a bidi?

Yes, he likes the biddy.

Haha, this thread has made my day. How do you hit 'p' instead of 'b' for the whole post? Oh, and crab/lobster brains get fried so fast in boiling water that it's not even that bad. Ever put a lobster into a boiling pot? They don't move around for long.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Deadtrees

I feel uncomfortable putting an alive crab into boiling water. When it gets close to the water, it starts struggling and that makes it even harder to do it.

1: A LIVE CRAB
2: A LIVING CRAB

^ both of these are OK. your choice, however, is an abomination.

PS: did you you really type the thread out as original, title too? That is awesome, I give you a pass.

 

[rudder]

from some random google link:

A 2005 Norwegian study reported that lobsters and crabs don't have the capacity to feel pain either. The British Guardian newspaper detailed the study's findings, explaining that lobsters and crabs have only about 100 thousand neurons. Many vertebrates have upwards of 100 billion.

 

[nonameo]

Thermite.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: redgtxdi
I dunno if that enzyme stuff for septic tanks will eat the whole crap, but it might be worth a try.


If it just won't flush, though, I'd suggest just going old-school and digging a hole out in the yard somewhere and burying it.

(shrug)

I literally could not stop laughing at this post. I still am. This is a first for me on the internet, really. stomach hurts.

:beer:

 

[herrjimbo]

light your pubes on fire,
when the crab comes running out,
stab it with an icepick.

works every time.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: rudder
from some random google link:

A 2005 Norwegian study reported that lobsters and crabs don't have the capacity to feel pain either. The British Guardian newspaper detailed the study's findings, explaining that lobsters and crabs have only about 100 thousand neurons. Many vertebrates have upwards of 100 billion.

* this study conducted by the 33rd chapter of the European Seafood-Lover's Club.

 

[Howard]

Attack its weak point for massive damage.

 

[n7]

LOL :laugh:

 

[IronWing]

So, when one steams their own crap, does it leave a crustacean on the inside of the pot?

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: herrjimbo
light your pubes on fire,
when the crab comes running out,
stab it with an icepick.

works every time.

er...works every time up until you run out of pubes.