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Trente

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Hello everyone!

As you may notice, this is my first post here at Anandtech forums (under this nickname).

I live in Israel, and would like to immigrate to US in the near future.
I'm a well-aducated person, and have used to work at Microsoft's R&D center in Israel.

I have already been to America once, and loved it!
I came back because I was forced to become a soldier in the IDF.
Israel socks, I have no roots here, and would like to leave it instantly!

What do I need to do in order to become an American citizen?

P.S. My VISA expired a few months ago, but I'm sure I'll be granted with a new one.


God bless America!



Trente
 
Scarpozzi

Scarpozzi

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Don't come into the country legally....that's just too boring. You should try to smuggle yourself into the country and pretend to be a seat in a van or something.
 
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Trente

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Don't come into the country legally....that's just too boring. You should try to smuggle yourself into the country and pretend to be a seat in a van or something.
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I'll consider that... NOT!
 
Azraele

Azraele

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As you may notice, this is my first post here at Anandtech forums (under this nickname).
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More than one account per user is not permitted here.

Why'd you make a new one?
 
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technogeeky

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In all honestly, your chances of immigrating into the US sometime soon are probably equal to the chances of you stopping all fighting in the middle east.

(not that I agree with that)
 
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gopunk

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Originally posted by: Azraele
As you may notice, this is my first post here at Anandtech forums (under this nickname).
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More than one account per user is not permitted here.

Why'd you make a new one?
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i thought it was, as long as you don't pretend to be someone else...
 
guyver01

guyver01

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You do know that using multiple nics on ATOT is now grounds for Immigration Disqualification, right?
When the AT Moderators BAN you, they also can select the "deport" option...

 
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CurtCold

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Don't come into the country legally....that's just too boring. You should try to smuggle yourself into the country and pretend to be a seat in a van or something.
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LOL very true, how about going down to the airport, and grabbing on to the wings, or wheels of a small plane and just riding in. Now that's not Coach, but it will do the trick...
 
Scarpozzi

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: Trente
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Don't come into the country legally....that's just too boring. You should try to smuggle yourself into the country and pretend to be a seat in a van or something.
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I'll consider that... NOT!
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No one here probably remembers, but there was a man from Mexico that somehow wrapped himself into a seat and tried to be part of a van to sneak into the U.S.... He got caught and they took pictures of him. They were floating around the internet. It was pretty funny...I just couldn't find a link to the picture. Someone else might be able to find it. ;)

Good luck on making it over here. I agree, the U.S. is a great place. I'm sure you'll have no problems finding work once you get here. :)
 
BeauJangles

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: Trente
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Don't come into the country legally....that's just too boring. You should try to smuggle yourself into the country and pretend to be a seat in a van or something.
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I'll consider that... NOT!
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No one here probably remembers, but there was a man from Mexico that somehow wrapped himself into a seat and tried to be part of a van to sneak into the U.S.... He got caught and they took pictures of him. They were floating around the internet. It was pretty funny...I just couldn't find a link to the picture. Someone else might be able to find it. ;)

Good luck on making it over here. I agree, the U.S. is a great place. I'm sure you'll have no problems finding work once you get here. :)
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Aren't you thinking of the guy who was behind the dashboard of a suburban... he would've got through, but when the US immigration official asked for papers, someone handed them out of the glove box.

 
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Pokey007

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I know that most israelis get denied a green card. So many of them go to canada, live there for 5 years, gain citizenship...then immigrate to the US. its really easy to immigrate from Canada...no giant fence to jump or any border patrols.
 
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Trente

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Originally posted by: Pokey007
I know that most israelis get denied a green card. So many of them go to canada, live there for 5 years, gain citizenship...then immigrate to the US. its really easy to immigrate from Canada...no giant fence to jump or any border patrols.
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Thanks for the tip!

I've been to Canada as well, and it rocks!
 
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amnesiac

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Originally posted by: Trente.
I'm a well-aducated person
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Oh really? ;) :p

J/K.. good for you to want to be a part of our country. It's a long, hard process but I wish you the best of luck!

 
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Trente

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Originally posted by: agnitrate
Well, you're on your way with a name similar to 'Trent'. Keep up the good work :)

-silver
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That is not my real name.

Trente is the name of a high quality french speaker made by JMR (Jean-Marie Reynaud)

For those of you seeking for more information:

JMR Trente

 
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