How Cadbury Eggs commit suicide.

[RESmonkey]

Bumping old threads, Lilpima? I wonder how you stumbled onto this.

 

[LilPima]

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
Bumping old threads, Lilpima? I wonder how you stumbled onto this.

Actually looking for a thread of dead baby jokes to see if i started one if the powers that be would lock and vacation me or if it would be okay

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I don't like Creme Eggs, but those were amusing.

And HTH did this thread get resurrected?

 

[n7]

yum

 

[So]

I don't eat cadbury eggs after that melamine thing last year. Quality candy, my ass.

 

[Mojoed]

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[GodlessAstronomer]

Great ads. Creme eggs r00l.

 

[sandorski]

hehe

 

[Baked]

I'll stick to 72% mint dark chocolate bar thank you. Cadbury eggs are disgustingly sweet.

 

[0roo0roo]

sorta dissappointed, expected more of an egg blowing its gooey brains out or something.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Baked
Cadbury eggs are disgustingly sweet.

qft

 

[SilverThief]

Oh God I love Cadbury Cream Eggs.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: pyonir
can you imagine the outrage if those commercials were shown in the US? Advocating suicide would be the cries from the overly sensitive crowd.

Funny commercials though.

Exactly. The continued pussification of our society by weak-kneed pansy fucks who can't handle anything that might potentially be offensive is disgusting. These people have made it so you can't tell dead baby jokes at work anymore... Well what the shit is that nonsense?

A couple nights ago, I'm eating pizza with a friend, and she refers to it as "sinfully delicious, like three hail maries." I replied, "No, it's more sinfully delicious like raping a van full of nuns." And she had the nerve to get offended! I was like, shit, that's a good marketing slogan right there, maybe I should tell that to the manager. Or how about "a pizza so sinfully delicious, even the altar boys are turning their heads?" If anyone knows about sinfully delicious, it's them, right?

But no, we have a bunch of people who think that anything potentially offensive is "bad," so we can't possibly have commercials featuring creme-filled chocolate eggs offing themselves. These fucking things aren't even alive! And when you buy one, what do you do? You eat it! Well why is it such a problem to watch it "commit suicide" in a commercial? Balderdash, I say.

I like your slogan :thumbsup:

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