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How Cadbury Eggs commit suicide.

Originally posted by: Homerboy
Thanks... now I want to eat... ummm about a dozen of them.
Ugh so good.
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lol im gonna get one on the way home from work when i stop for gas
 
can you imagine the outrage if those commercials were shown in the US? Advocating suicide would be the cries from the overly sensitive crowd.

Funny commercials though.
 
Originally posted by: pyonir
can you imagine the outrage if those commercials were shown in the US? Advocating suicide would be the cries from the overly sensitive crowd.

Funny commercials though.
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Exactly. The continued pussification of our society by weak-kneed pansy fucks who can't handle anything that might potentially be offensive is disgusting. These people have made it so you can't tell dead baby jokes at work anymore... Well what the shit is that nonsense?

A couple nights ago, I'm eating pizza with a friend, and she refers to it as "sinfully delicious, like three hail maries." I replied, "No, it's more sinfully delicious like raping a van full of nuns." And she had the nerve to get offended! I was like, shit, that's a good marketing slogan right there, maybe I should tell that to the manager. Or how about "a pizza so sinfully delicious, even the altar boys are turning their heads?" If anyone knows about sinfully delicious, it's them, right?

But no, we have a bunch of people who think that anything potentially offensive is "bad," so we can't possibly have commercials featuring creme-filled chocolate eggs offing themselves. These fucking things aren't even alive! And when you buy one, what do you do? You eat it! Well why is it such a problem to watch it "commit suicide" in a commercial? Balderdash, I say.
 
Bwak, bwak! Thank you, Easter Bunny!

(If and when Alzheimer's hits me, please lord don't let commercials be the only memories I'll have intact.)
 
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