how are you supposed to use cologne that is supposed to be poured?!

[LongCoolMother]

My dad bought me the wrong kind! this has no spray, are you just supposed to pour it into your fingers and wipe it on?! -_-, or what?

 

[sohcrates]

put a dab on your finger and wipe on your neck perhaps

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

? ? ?

Want us to hold your pee pee for you too when you go to the bathroom? Jeez.

MANUAL COLOGNE APPLICATION

Either pour a little in a cupped palm, rub both hands together and apply to your face, or cover bottle opening with your finger (Them things at the end of your arm. You got 5 of em on each arm) Rotate bottle so neck is facing down, toward your feet. Unrotate bottle so opening is facing sky. Remove finger and wipe it on side of neck. Repeat for other side.

 

[Cyberian]

I really hope that you are not one of those people that make fun of older folks who are not familiar with computers.

 

[McPhreak]

<< put a dab on your finger and wipe on your neck perhaps >>



I thought only women put scented stuff on their neck...I've never heard of guys doing it...

 

[N8Magic]

<< I really hope that you are not one of those people that make fun of older folks who are not familiar with computers. >>



This is HARDLY the same thing. Monel, I think you forgot something... he may not know how to open the bottle.

** REVISED Instructions **

Pick up bottle. With two fingers, firmly squeeze the cap and rotate in a counter-clockwise direction until the cap becomes loose. Once loose, remove the cap.

Either pour a little in a cupped palm, rub both hands together and apply to your face, or cover bottle opening with your finger (Them things at the end of your arm. You got 5 of em on each arm) Rotate bottle so neck is facing down, toward your feet. Unrotate bottle so opening is facing sky. Remove finger and wipe it on side of neck. Repeat for other side.

Much better.

 

[RSI]

<< This is HARDLY the same thing >>

No? How is it not? Cologne and computers are both non-essential material items in life. You can live perfectly healthy and perfectly happy without both things. Some people use cologne, some people do not. Some people use computers, some people do not. It is very much the same.

That said... no comment.

 

[LongCoolMother]

i do, however, think cologne is much less important than computers

 

[LordMaul]

Stick bottle end in mouth. Tighten teeth around cap, and twist. Spit cap at dog. Hold bottle in hand, stick in nostril. Inhale quickly through said nostril. Sneeze. Repeat until bottle is empty.

 

[thelanx]

<< Stick bottle end in mouth. Tighten teeth around cap, and twist. Spit cap at dog. Hold bottle in hand, stick in nostril. Inhale quickly through said nostril. Sneeze. Repeat until bottle is empty. >>



LOL!

 

[CalamitousSoul]

<<

<< put a dab on your finger and wipe on your neck perhaps >>



I thought only women put scented stuff on their neck...I've never heard of guys doing it... >>


So...Where do guys put cologne?
up their A$$?
Come on dude, thats just as bad as the topic

 

[Bignate603]

Use it as mouth wash. It's blue, it's liquid, it gets rid of bad breath.

 

[XZeroII]

Women are turned on by natural body odors. Be a man and don't wear any deodorant or cologne. If you really want women, work out for a few hours before you go out. I think I heard somewhere that cologne is a good disinfectant. Put it on your cuts and scrapes.

 

[Ionizer86]

(Them things at the end of your arm. You got 5 of em on each arm)

Hee, I thought one of them per hand was called a thumb J/K

 

[Orsorum]

<< I really hope that you are not one of those people that make fun of older folks who are not familiar with computers. >>



I do that all the time... just not to their face.

 

[mastertech01]

Take back to store and exchange for what you wanted in the first place.

 

[melly]

a little dab will do ya...my dad used to do it exactly how N8Magic described.

 

[aphex]

<<

<<

<< put a dab on your finger and wipe on your neck perhaps >>



I thought only women put scented stuff on their neck...I've never heard of guys doing it... >>


So...Where do guys put cologne?
up their A$$?
Come on dude, thats just as bad as the topic >>



I was gonna ask the same thing, exactally where else would you put it?