<< I really hope that you are not one of those people that make fun of older folks who are not familiar with computers. >>
This is HARDLY the same thing. Monel, I think you forgot something... he may not know how to open the bottle.
** REVISED Instructions **
Pick up bottle. With two fingers, firmly squeeze the cap and rotate in a counter-clockwise direction until the cap becomes loose. Once loose, remove the cap.
Either pour a little in a cupped palm, rub both hands together and apply to your face, or cover bottle opening with your finger (Them things at the end of your arm. You got 5 of em on each arm) Rotate bottle so neck is facing down, toward your feet. Unrotate bottle so opening is facing sky. Remove finger and wipe it on side of neck. Repeat for other side.
Much better.