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Hot girl at door story. **UPDATE**

vshah

Lifer
So i'm sitting reading ATOT, when the doorbell rings and this gorgeous girl is standing there, probably 19-20. she's holding a clipboard and wearing some shirt w/ a logo, but i was too distracted to read what it said. i figured she was making rounds for some wildlife group or something.

so she asks "are your parents home?"

i say "yeah, but you could just talk to me instead..."

then i had my heart broken..she says "i'd rather speak with your parents" so i think to myself "damn why did i tell her they were home?" and then my mom walks past the door, so i know i can't lie. dammit!

so my mother's talking, and i'm sitting in my room feeling pissed, and then mom comes to tell me that she just donated $$ to some group fighting the amendments against gay & lesbian marriages, and that the girl who answered the door was lesbian.


needless to say, i felt much better.




Cliff's Notes:
hot girl rings doorbell
hot girl refuses to talk to me, demands parents
i leave feeling rejected, mother talks to hot girl
girl was lesbian, mother donated to her cause, whatever it was.
mother tells me, i feel better. end of story


-Vivan


UPDATE 7/16/04

so again, i'm sitting in my room, listening to music etc...doorbell rings and its the same chick again. now i'm like wtf, why would she come back, but it turns out my mother had asked for more literature?! wtf. so anyway, this time my parents weren't home, and i was subjected to her little speech about GLBT rights and whatnot. she gave me some pamphlets and stuff. Turns out she goes to wellesley (go figure) and just finished her sophomore year. her name was Anna, and like i said, she was hot. anyway thats the pretty boring update.

-Vivan
 
Lesbians are missing out in the meat packing industry.

Gays on the other hand.... well.... if they're all as annoying and conceited as Ant from Last Comic Standing, then I say down with Gay rights and up with Donut Bumpers
 
Originally posted by: vshah
So i'm sitting reading ATOT, when the doorbell rings and this gorgeous girl is standing there, probably 19-20. she's holding a clipboard and wearing some shirt w/ a logo, but i was too distracted to read what it said. i figured she was making rounds for some wildlife group or something.

so she asks "are your parents home?"

i say "yeah, but you could just talk to me instead..."

then i had my heart broken..she says "i'd rather speak with your parents" so i think to myself "damn why did i tell her they were home?" and then my mom walks past the door, so i know i can't lie. dammit!

so my mother's talking, and i'm sitting in my room feeling pissed, and then mom comes to tell me that she just donated $$ to some group fighting the amendments against gay & lesbian marriages, and that the girl who answered the door was lesbian.


needless to say, i felt much better.

sorry, no pics 🙁


-Vivan

WHAAAAAAAAT?? You feel better??? You just passed up an easy threesome! Doh!
 
Originally posted by: CRXican
liar, militant lesbian feminists aren't hot
Fixed. 😉

Seriously, I have never seen a single spokeswoman for a lesbian feminist group that didn't make me throw up a little in my throat. You'd think they'd have at least one vaguely attractive member who could string together sentences.
 
You should have read her shirt more closely and you would have known right away....her shirt was actually part of her softball uniform. 😉
 
Originally posted by: vshah
So i'm sitting reading ATOT, when the doorbell rings and this gorgeous girl is standing there, probably 19-20. she's holding a clipboard and wearing some shirt w/ a logo, but i was too distracted to read what it said. i figured she was making rounds for some wildlife group or something.

so she asks "are your parents home?"

i say "yeah, but you could just talk to me instead..."

then i had my heart broken..she says "i'd rather speak with your parents" so i think to myself "damn why did i tell her they were home?" and then my mom walks past the door, so i know i can't lie. dammit!

so my mother's talking, and i'm sitting in my room feeling pissed, and then mom comes to tell me that she just donated $$ to some group fighting the amendments against gay & lesbian marriages, and that the girl who answered the door was lesbian.


needless to say, i felt much better.

sorry, no pics 🙁

-Vivan


HAHAH DENIED!
 
Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?
Holden: Yeah.
Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fvck, agenda of rage, bitter ***. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky Edwards: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating ***, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating ***.
Banky Edwards: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky Edwards: Because the other three are figments of your fvcking imagination!
 
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