Hot girl at door story. **UPDATE**

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Ranger X

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Sucks to be you, Vivian. Aren't you a lesbian?

His name is Vivan, not Vivian. LOL

he knows that. he's just being thick skulled....

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: vshah
my mom is 49 years old....

Your point?

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: vshah
my mom is 49 years old....

Your point?

and not a lesbian. and married.

i was debating whether or not to post a pic, and even opened it and resized it, and was about to upload it, but then i realized i might be forever remembered as the dude who posted a pic of his mom. so no pic 😀

-Vivan

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: vshah
and not a lesbian. and married.

i was debating whether or not to post a pic, and even opened it and resized it, and was about to upload it, but then i realized i might be forever remembered as the dude who posted a pic of his mom. so no pic 😀

-Vivan

DAMMIT! I was soooooo close! 😀😛

 

[andylawcc]

she didn't want to talk to you maybe because she wanted to hit on your mum?

edit:
oh, nevermind, that was mentioned here and there already.

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Sucks to be you, Vivian. Aren't you a lesbian?

ROFL 😀

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: andylawcc
she didn't want to talk to you maybe because she wanted to hit on your mum?

she didn't even see my mother till after she'd rejected me :brokenheart:

-Vivan

 

[Zee]

Originally posted by: raanemaan

Originally posted by: LordSegan

Originally posted by: Modeps

Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?
Holden: Yeah.
Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fvck, agenda of rage, bitter ***. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky Edwards: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating ***, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating ***.
Banky Edwards: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky Edwards: Because the other three are figments of your fvcking imagination!

SNORT!....

rofl

LMAO

AHAHHAHAHHAH

 

[Rufio]

cockblocked by your mom.
HAH

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: andylawcc
she didn't want to talk to you maybe because she wanted to hit on your mum?

she didn't even see my mother till after she'd rejected me :brokenheart:

-Vivan

think on the bright side, she knew your mum would be hot just by looking at you. 🙂 She know where the beauty comes from....


[omg, that's such a guy's lie...]

 

[So]

Originally posted by: yukichigai

Originally posted by: CRXican
liar, militant lesbian feminists aren't hot

Fixed. 😉

Seriously, I have never seen a single spokeswoman for a lesbian feminist group that didn't make me throw up a little in my throat. You'd think they'd have at least one vaguely attractive member who could string together sentences.

And you'd be wrong.

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: andylawcc

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: andylawcc
she didn't want to talk to you maybe because she wanted to hit on your mum?

she didn't even see my mother till after she'd rejected me :brokenheart:

-Vivan

think on the bright side, she knew your mum would be hot just by looking at you. 🙂 She know where the beauty comes from....

[omg, that's such a guy's lie...]

oh. duh. 😀

Originally posted by: Rufio
cockblocked by your mom.
HAH

damn that means i was pwned



-Vivan

 

[memo]

how old are you that she wanted to talk directly to your parents? did she think you had no money?

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: memo
how old are you that she wanted to talk directly to your parents? did she think you had no money?

i'm 18. maybe she didn't feel it was appropriate to bring up the issues she was going to discuss with a "kid" or maybe felt uncomfy dealing with a peer? i don't know. or maybe she just found me repulsive?

-Vivan

 

[Nitemare]

Maybe she was just trying to score with your mom


:evil:

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Lazee

Originally posted by: raanemaan

Originally posted by: LordSegan

Originally posted by: Modeps

Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?
Holden: Yeah.
Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fvck, agenda of rage, bitter ***. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky Edwards: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating ***, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating ***.
Banky Edwards: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky Edwards: Because the other three are figments of your fvcking imagination!

SNORT!....

rofl

LMAO

AHAHHAHAHHAH

lol

 

[GnomeCop]

it was all a lie, your mom was looking out for your feelings.

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: GnomeCop
it was all a lie, your mom was looking out for your feelings.

🙁 now i cry

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: vshah
my mom is 49 years old....

Your point?

and not a lesbian. and married.

i was debating whether or not to post a pic, and even opened it and resized it, and was about to upload it, but then i realized i might be forever remembered as the dude who posted a pic of his mom. so no pic 😀

-Vivan

I thought Red had already taken that title.

 

[OMGoddess]

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: memo
how old are you that she wanted to talk directly to your parents? did she think you had no money?

i'm 18. maybe she didn't feel it was appropriate to bring up the issues she was going to discuss with a "kid" or maybe felt uncomfy dealing with a peer? i don't know. or maybe she just found me repulsive?

-Vivan

I'm thinking it's the last part, or perhpas a combination of all. But the last part was definitly a huge factor.

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: vshah
So i'm sitting reading ATOT, when the doorbell rings and this gorgeous girl is standing there, probably 19-20. she's holding a clipboard and wearing some shirt w/ a logo, but i was too distracted to read what it said. i figured she was making rounds for some wildlife group or something.

so she asks "are your parents home?"

i say "yeah, but you could just talk to me instead..."

then i had my heart broken..she says "i'd rather speak with your parents" so i think to myself "damn why did i tell her they were home?" and then my mom walks past the door, so i know i can't lie. dammit!

so my mother's talking, and i'm sitting in my room feeling pissed, and then mom comes to tell me that she just donated $$ to some group fighting the amendments against gay & lesbian marriages, and that the girl who answered the door was lesbian.


needless to say, i felt much better.

sorry, no pics 🙁

-Vivan

Dude that EXACT same thing happened to me a few week ago, except my parents were down in Miami for the month, and the chick kept asking are your parents home, like I'm some 12 year old, I started getting p1ssed off, no they aren't home 'ho Im a grown ass man now either ask your questions or get the fvck out.

 

[BillyBatson]

haha yeah that would make me feel a lil better myself

 

[dethman]

Originally posted by: GnomeCop
it was all a lie, your mom was looking out for your feelings.

mehehe bingo. 😀

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: OMGoddess

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: memo
how old are you that she wanted to talk directly to your parents? did she think you had no money?

i'm 18. maybe she didn't feel it was appropriate to bring up the issues she was going to discuss with a "kid" or maybe felt uncomfy dealing with a peer? i don't know. or maybe she just found me repulsive?

-Vivan

I'm thinking it's the last part, or perhpas a combination of all. But the last part was definitly a huge factor.

🙁

 

[OMGoddess]

Relax I'm just pulling your chain.