Horribly unfunny jokes

[thecrecarc]

A rabbi, a cowboy, and George W. Bush all get sucked into a wind turbine. They died.


A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ''Hey, we have a drink named after you!''
The grasshopper looks surprised and says, ''You have a drink named Steve?''

Why did the cow moo?
Because it's a cow

What did the potato ask the cow?
Give me some milk and we can make mashed potatoes.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Why do policemen wear belts?

To hold up their pants!! (hardy har har)

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
a baby seal walks into a bar. . .

...a club.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: moshquerade
a baby seal walks into a bar. . .

...a club.

it's horribly unfunny that you are the 3rd person on this page to correct that.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: ShadowOfMyself
Two guys were crossing a bridge, one fell and the other was named John

I win

And if one was walking at 5mph, and the other was riding a scooter at 8mph, what kind of wood was the bridge made out of?

and if the wood just happened to be elm, then what was John Melancamp wearing on that Thursday?

 

[Joemonkey]

Why was Lincoln buried on a hill?

because he was dead...

 

[The Pentium Guy]

These are way better than the ones on the other thread .

 

[DaWhim]

a mouse just pop out from my a/c...

 

[The Pentium Guy]

Stolen from another thread:

So this dyslexic dude walks into a bra...

 

[HombrePequeno]

A horse walks into a bar.
The bar tender says, "Why the long face?"

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: anxi80
why do women wear make-up and perfume?


because they're ugly and they stink!

By far the funniest joke in this thread :laugh:

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve food here."

A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

 

[RelaxTheMind]

What do you call it when someone makes a thread that was the same as one posted not long ago?

A repost.

 

[Orsorum]

A baby seal walks into a club.

 

[OOBradm]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
a mouse just pop out from my a/c...

ahhh, the memories of my vacation....

 

[DrPizza]

Horrible joke?


Why did the goat cross the road?

To gehehhehhehhehhehhehhehht to the other side.

 

[dopcombo]

What has 4 legs, is covered with green fur, and if it drops out of a tree, is sure to kill you?









A: A pool table.

Hehe, I swear I read that on ATOT a while ago...

 

[kranky]

Why did the man throw the butter out the window?

He wanted to see a butterfly.

 

[Martin]

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One peanut turns to the other and says "this is the worst peanut joke I've ever been in".

 

[Cristatus]

LOL...these jokes are too much...and yet they're supposed to be "unfunny"

 

[Tobolo]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1915919&enterthread=y

WINNAR!

 

[veggz]

SNAKES ON A PLANE

 

[lokiju]

A man walks in a doctors office wrapped in plastic wrap only and says "doc you gotta help me I think I've gone crazy!"

The doctor says to the man "well I'm a dentist, but I can clearly see your nuts"

 

[yosuke188]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: dug777

Google no soap, radio

EDIT: though i doubt the kid who told you it understood the point of it, so mainly you both got pwned

The joke may have been a derivative of that, but it wasn't presented in that way. We were laughing at the absurdity. I remember that clearly.

I'm pretty sure there was no pwning involved.
Would I get a notice in the mail or something if there was?
"Attn: You have been pwned."
I certainly didn't get it.
Maybe they should have sent it certified.

Your friend was obviously laughing like crazy because you fell for the joke. So yes, you did get "pwned"

 

[sash1]

wanna hear a corny joke?

there once was an ear of corn