Horribly unfunny jokes

[dug777]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: confused1234

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: confused1234
why was 1 afraid of 2? because 3 ate 4!!!!

what?

thats the joke

In that case, this is an actual joke my friend told me in 8th grade:

Two dolphins are in the bathtub. One looks at the other and says "Can you hand me the soap?"
The other replied "What do I look like, a toaster?"

Ahahaha, you got pwned.

Ever heard of 'no soap, radio?' jokes?

The joke is how you react to it...

 

[reverend boltron]

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crumby.

What did the farmer say when he ran into to the barn?
Ouch!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?

Where in the bible does it talk about baseball?
Genesis 1:1 - "in the big inning" (in the beginning...)

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerous?
elephino..

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: sniperruff

Originally posted by: MrPickins
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

some of those are actually pretty good. nacho cheese...

Oh I finally get it. :laugh:

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Spg
http://www.weedgeek.com/link.php?n=5
You have to love this one ^^^^

Also

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

The penguin joke was supposed to be a man with frost on his mustache....not ice cream. I think the stupid chimp screwed up the joke by making it too complex and adding animals unnecessarily.

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: sniperruff

Originally posted by: MrPickins
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

some of those are actually pretty good. nacho cheese...

Oh I finally get it. :laugh:

My granddad used to tell me that one as a kid. :laugh:

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: confused1234

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: confused1234
why was 1 afraid of 2? because 3 ate 4!!!!

what?

thats the joke

In that case, this is an actual joke my friend told me in 8th grade:

Two dolphins are in the bathtub. One looks at the other and says "Can you hand me the soap?"
The other replied "What do I look like, a toaster?"

Ahahaha, you got pwned.

Ever heard of 'no soap, radio?' jokes?

The joke is how you react to it...

IIRC I laughed my ass off when he told me. I must have if I still remember it today.

Wait, how'd I get "pwned"?

 

[savvy]

Wow. o_o These are stupidly funny. ;p

 

[RapidSnail]

Why did the bunny cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the chicken...

 

[moshquerade]

a baby seal walks into a bar. . .

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: confused1234

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: confused1234
why was 1 afraid of 2? because 3 ate 4!!!!

what?

thats the joke

In that case, this is an actual joke my friend told me in 8th grade:

Two dolphins are in the bathtub. One looks at the other and says "Can you hand me the soap?"
The other replied "What do I look like, a toaster?"

Ahahaha, you got pwned.

Ever heard of 'no soap, radio?' jokes?

The joke is how you react to it...

IIRC I laughed my ass off when he told me. I must have if I still remember it today.

Wait, how'd I get "pwned"?

Google no soap, radio

EDIT: though i doubt the kid who told you it understood the point of it, so mainly you both got pwned

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: dug777

Google no soap, radio

EDIT: though i doubt the kid who told you it understood the point of it, so mainly you both got pwned

The joke may have been a derivative of that, but it wasn't presented in that way. We were laughing at the absurdity. I remember that clearly.

I'm pretty sure there was no pwning involved.
Would I get a notice in the mail or something if there was?
"Attn: You have been pwned."
I certainly didn't get it.
Maybe they should have sent it certified.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: dug777

Google no soap, radio

EDIT: though i doubt the kid who told you it understood the point of it, so mainly you both got pwned

The joke may have been a derivative of that, but it wasn't presented in that way. We were laughing at the absurdity. I remember that clearly.

:beer:

 

[Fritzo]

Two slices of bacon were in a frying pan.

One slice of bacon says to the other "Does it seem hot in here to you?"

The other slice replies "GAAAHHH!!!!! TALKING BACON!!!!!"

 

[Kirby]

Make a sentence with the following words: defeat, deduct, defense, detail.



Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail.

Not really a joke, but stupid as hell.

 

[IronWing]

Why can't Napolean play the piano?




He's dead.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: ShadowOfMyself
Two guys were crossing a bridge, one fell and the other was named John

I win

And if one was walking at 5mph, and the other was riding a scooter at 8mph, what kind of wood was the bridge made out of?

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
a baby seal walks into a bar. . .

No, no. It's...

A baby seal walks into a club.....

 

[Lonyo]

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1915919&enterthread=y

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
a baby seal walks into a club. . .

Fixed that for ya

- JaAG

 

[IronWing]

Why can't you go to the bathroom at a Beatles concert?



There's no John.

 

[Raduque]

Not necessarily unfunny, but i have to share

On the citizenship test given to foreigners there's an essay question that goes: "Make a sentence with the following words: green, yellow, pink, and statue"
A Mexican answered the question "The phone was greening, so I pink it up and say, "Yellow, Jose, statue?"

Works better told aloud

 

[SociallyChallenged]

So a guy walks into a bar...

Ouch!

/rimshot

 

[anxi80]

why do women wear make-up and perfume?


because they're ugly and they stink!

 

[Bibble]

"Why did the elephant cross the road?

To see its girlfriend!!! Get it? Girlfriend!!" <---Told to me by a 4 year old a few weeks ago.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: XabanakFanatik

Originally posted by: moshquerade
a baby seal walks into a bar. . .

No, no. It's...

A baby seal walks into a club.....

so by flubbing the joke i made it more horribly unfunny.



how about....

a law student walks into a bar