Horribly unfunny jokes

[her209]

Only the worst of the worst... kthxbye!

 

[MrPickins]

Why are the other numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.


/ducks

 

[Nik]

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

 

[confused1234]

why was 1 afraid of 2? because 3 ate 4!!!!

 

[Omegachi]

Originally posted by: confused1234
why was 1 afraid of 2? because 3 ate 4!!!!

what?

 

[confused1234]

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: confused1234
why was 1 afraid of 2? because 3 ate 4!!!!

what?

thats the joke

 

[thecrecarc]

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: confused1234
why was 1 afraid of 2? because 3 ate 4!!!!

what?

that was so stupid i laughed.

 

[confused1234]

Originally posted by: thecrecarc

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: confused1234
why was 1 afraid of 2? because 3 ate 4!!!!

what?

that was so stupid i laughed.

haha i win this contest

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: confused1234

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: confused1234
why was 1 afraid of 2? because 3 ate 4!!!!

what?

thats the joke

In that case, this is an actual joke my friend told me in 8th grade:

Two dolphins are in the bathtub. One looks at the other and says "Can you hand me the soap?"
The other replied "What do I look like, a toaster?"

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: confused1234

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: confused1234
why was 1 afraid of 2? because 3 ate 4!!!!

what?

thats the joke

In that case, this is an actual joke my friend told me in 8th grade:

Two dolphins are in the bathtub. One looks at the other and says "Can you hand me the soap?"
The other replied "What do I look like, a toaster?"

bahahaha

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: confused1234

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: confused1234
why was 1 afraid of 2? because 3 ate 4!!!!

what?

thats the joke

In that case, this is an actual joke my friend told me in 8th grade:

Two dolphins are in the bathtub. One looks at the other and says "Can you hand me the soap?"
The other replied "What do I look like, a toaster?"

hahah wtf

 

[her209]

^^^

Reminds me of this one:

"Have you heard about the talking sausage?"
"No."
"Because sausages can't talk, dumbass."

 

[confused1234]

Originally posted by: her209
^^^

Reminds me of this one:

"Have you heard about the talking sausage?"
"No."
"Because sausages can't talk, dumbass."

lol thats the best one yet..ohoh i got another one


whats worse then a monster in your piano...............a crab in your organ!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: her209
^^^

Reminds me of this one:

"Have you heard about the talking sausage?"
"No."
"Because sausages can't talk, dumbass."

:laugh:

STOLEN:

Q: What's 6 feet long, by four feet wide, a foot thick and filled with concrete?
A: A mattress; I put the concrete in to make it harder.

Q: What is orange, and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

Did you see the new pirate movie?
It's rated "Arrrrrrr"!

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: confused1234

Originally posted by: her209
^^^

Reminds me of this one:

"Have you heard about the talking sausage?"
"No."
"Because sausages can't talk, dumbass."

lol thats the best one yet..ohoh i got another one


whats worse then a monster in your piano...............a crab in your organ!!!!!!!!!!

I thought it was "lobster on your piano"

Edit: Let me be more clear:

Q: What is worse than lobsters on your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ! /rimshot

 

[confused1234]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: confused1234

Originally posted by: her209
^^^

Reminds me of this one:

"Have you heard about the talking sausage?"
"No."
"Because sausages can't talk, dumbass."

lol thats the best one yet..ohoh i got another one


whats worse then a monster in your piano...............a crab in your organ!!!!!!!!!!

I thought it was "lobster on your piano"

not the way i heard it

 

[confused1234]

wow i just came accross the absolutely worst jokes i have ever heard period. these stoop to a new low......way behind anything posted here, and without further adue

Knock Knock
Who's There? Dwayne
Who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm Dwowning

Knock Knock
Who's There? Teresa
Who? Teresa Green

Knock Knock
Who's There? Cash
Who? You're nuts!

Knock Knock
Who's There? chesterfeild
Who? chester feeled my leg so I slapped him

Knock Knock
Who's There? who
Who? Oh no there's an owl in the house!

 

[Scarpozzi]

There were 3 bears...the papa bear, the mama bear, and the baby bear. They all went to a park to have fun. The papa bear went down the slide and said, "Weeeeeeeee!". The mama bear went down the slide and said, "Weeeeeeeee!". The baby bear went down the slide and said, "radio!"

 

[sash1]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: confused1234

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: confused1234
why was 1 afraid of 2? because 3 ate 4!!!!

what?

thats the joke

In that case, this is an actual joke my friend told me in 8th grade:

Two dolphins are in the bathtub. One looks at the other and says "Can you hand me the soap?"
The other replied "What do I look like, a toaster?"

LOL wtf?

 

[MrPickins]

More Stolen:

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's.

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

 

[reverend boltron]

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second one and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second one says, "Woah!1! A talking muffin!"

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Two guys were crossing a bridge, one fell and the other was named John

I win

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: reverend boltron
There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second one and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second one says, "Woah!1! A talking muffin!"

That one cracks me up. My wife just -> :roll:

 

[Spg]

http://www.weedgeek.com/link.php?n=5
You have to love this one ^^^^

Also

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: MrPickins
More Stolen:

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's.

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

some of those are actually pretty good. nacho cheese...