Donald J. Trump! The Gurrr-eat Bid-nis-man! Founder and shaper of stable organizations!
It has been barely more than a year. Does anybody remember a presidency with so many revolving door staff positions and short-timers?!
Make . . . America . . . Gurr-eat A-GAIN! Great! . . . . as crocodile piss in a sinkhole!
Such . . . organizational talent! Such . . . managerial know-how! Such . . . a coterie of the selfless, the dedicated, the enduring!
Or maybe . . . Hope was just a good piece of ass, worried about the stretch marks. . . .