home defense

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bootymac

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wooden stick thing, also used as window stopper. If they get past the window stopper, then they face the burglar basher
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: Cyberian
Other than an alarm, do you have anything for home defense ?
Nah. - I just hve a sign on my front door that says:

My next door neighbor ------------------>
Just bought a 52" Plasma TV.

That's classic....

However no one wants to break in my house and see what I look like in the middle of the night.

I will be buying a handgun or rifle soon....for now should they come in....first I will launch one of two 30lb dumbbells....then I would pick up my nitestand should they still be standing .... I have a pole type lamp, a smaller tv, etc.

Once they are one the ground I'd stomp the piss out of them...

I have no carpet here so i'd be an easy clean up.
 

rh71

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Aug 28, 2001
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Lotsa guns... lots of you must live out in the middle of bumblefvck. :) I won't even bother trying to get a license in NYS.
 

prvteye2003

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Jun 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Sluggo
Originally posted by: illusion88
I registered my hands as weapons...

I registered my wife as a weapon. If someone breaks in, I will just have her nag and bitch at them until they get frustrated and leave.

lmao
 

Imported

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Sep 2, 2000
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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Cyberian
Other than an alarm, do you have anything for home defense ?
Nah. - I just hve a sign on my front door that says:

My next door neighbor ------------------>
Just bought a 52" Plasma TV.

That's classic....

However no one wants to break in my house and see what I look like in the middle of the night.

I will be buying a handgun or rifle soon....for now should they come in....first I will launch one of two 30lb dumbbells....then I would pick up my nitestand should they still be standing .... I have a pole type lamp, a smaller tv, etc.

Once they are one the ground I'd stomp the piss out of them...

I have no carpet here so i'd be an easy clean up.

If you can throw a 30lb dumbell quite well.. wow :Q
 

Nebor

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Jun 24, 2003
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Originally posted by: rh71
Lotsa guns... lots of you must live out in the middle of bumblefvck. :) I won't even bother trying to get a license in NYS.

They'll be happy to lock you up for not registering your weapons... most of which are probably illegal to own in New York... But I understand why they make guns so hard to own... If people had guns, the blissful eutopia which is New York might be tainted with violence.
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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They make guns hard to get so you end up in a bar getting drunk because wondering of how you are going to defend yourself from the B-Boy Clan that said tomorrow they will be paying you a visit.

The political lobby that can give you a DUI is alot richer than the one that can get you a gun. ;)

 

DurocShark

Lifer
Apr 18, 2001
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No need for guns or bats or whatever at my house...

4 people living in a 1 bedroom apartment. Think a burglar can find his way through the maze of crap all over? Bwahahahahah!!!

Otherwise, I normally have a bat...