home defense

[rh71]

So if someone broke into your home while you were sleeping, do you have anything that you could use to defend yourself ? I know I never think about it... maybe I depend on that motion sensor too much...

 

[illusion88]

I registered my hands as weapons...

 

[crab]

I'd be screwed.

 

[shimsham]

dog

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: illusion88
I registered my hands as weapons...

Your only problem is the delay in which you must remove your hands from your pants.

 

[CrazyPerson]

who would want to get near me?

 

[deerslayer]

Yep. I've got a 12 gauge beneli nova at the end of my bed and a case of shotgun shells to go with.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: shimsham
dog

yeah, I got me two of those, of corse, they dont care if people enter my house.

Example:
My sisters Coach was picking her up at like 4:30 for a Gymnastics meet in some far off land, and we left the key under the mat or something so she could come on in without waking us up. WEll the dogs just let her mosey on in without barking at all. She said that they even waved their tails and greeted her. :disgust:

 

[Zee]

a pipe in every room, a hand knife next to my bed, a club in the car.

old school.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: illusion88
I registered my hands as weapons...

I registered my wife as a weapon. If someone breaks in, I will just have her nag and bitch at them until they get frustrated and leave.

 

[deerslayer]

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: illusion88
I registered my hands as weapons...

I registered my wife as a weapon. If someone breaks in, I will just have her nag and bitch at them until they get frustrated and leave.

LOL

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: illusion88
I registered my hands as weapons...

Member of the SAROS eh? Swedish Arm Ripper Outter Squad.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: shimsham
dog

yeah, I got me two of those, of corse, they dont care if people enter my house.

Example:
My sisters Coach was picking her up at like 4:30 for a Gymnastics meet in some far off land, and we left the key under the mat or something so she could come on in without waking us up. WEll the dogs just let her mosey on in without barking at all. She said that they even waved their tails and greeted her. :disgust:

lol
my dog still barks at me

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

4" switchblade which I carry on my person at all times.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
4" switchblade which I carry on my person at all times.

You carry a person at all times?

 

[deerslayer]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
4" switchblade which I carry on my person at all times.

You carry a person at all times?

That has to get heavy....

 

[HappyPuppy]

Good dogs are the best and safest protection for your home.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: deerslayer

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
4" switchblade which I carry on my person at all times.

You carry a person at all times?

That has to get heavy....

your telling me, I usually have to carry Adul

 

[mattgyver]

.40 S&W with 15 shot clip. And a backup 10 shot.

 

[Yossarian]

One of these.

 

This

And no, im not kidding

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
This

And no, im not kidding

every man needs an ak-47 😉


where's the option for results?

 

[Cyberian]

Other than an alarm, do you have anything for home defense ?

Nah. - I just hve a sign on my front door that says:

My next door neighbor ------------------>
Just bought a 52" Plasma TV.

 

[crumpet19]

Glock 26

 

[crumpet19]

Originally posted by: Cyberian

Other than an alarm, do you have anything for home defense ?

Nah. - I just hve a sign on my front door that says:

My next door neighbor ------------------>
Just bought a 52" Plasma TV.

That's hilarious.