holy sh!ttting hell....

[rudeguy]

so this girl I have never met was trying to say I knocked her up. Now her story is that she is dying and needs someone to take care of her kids.

I am not heartless, but I am not dumb. What the hell would you do in this situation?

 

[meltdown75]

run like hell

 

[gar3555]

wtf?

 

[ironcrotch]

LOL are you serious, take her to Maury Povich for a paternity test.

 

[halik]

20 bucks says you made this all up...

 

[n7]

Uhh...

Pics? No seriously, is this a parody or sumthin'?

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
LOL are you serious, take her to Maury Povich for a paternity test.

Good answer!!

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: halik
20 bucks says you made this all up...

:thumbsup:

 

[revnja]

Originally posted by: gar3555
wtf?

I'm with this guy. I smell Tomatoes.

 

[Squisher]

I wouldn't worry, everyone knows you're gay.

 

Originally posted by: rudeguy
so this girl I have never met was trying to say I knocked her up. Now her story is that she is dying and needs someone to take care of her kids.

I am not heartless, but I am not dumb. What the hell would you do in this situation?

Maybe I would stop meeting girls on the internet? :/ 😛

 

[goog40]

Is she mildly attractive?

 

[olds]

I'd will myself to wake up.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

this post is either crap, a horrible parody, or needs to be one of those long threads not really worth your time with crappy cliff notes

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I'd will myself to wake up.

I wish bro...this is serisous.

WTF do you do in a situation like this?

 

[Wallydraigle]

Seriously, you're either playing with the kiddies or you have about the most messed up life on the planet. I can't tell which 😕

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Seriously, you're playing with the kiddies or you have about the most messed up life on the planet. I can't tell which 😕

He's the male, Tomato.

 

[TriStar]

Your limp wrist has been noted and archived for further reference. Denials of alternative lifestyle desires will be referred back to said archives.

Good day.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Dear Rudeguy,
I have borrowed this computer to let you know that in spite of your doubts I am happy to have your love child. I know in your heart you love me and in spite of the fact that I am only mildly attractive, you love me too. The way we mated like stallion and mare will always fill my loins with lust forever.

Love,
Nancy.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: halik
20 bucks says you made this all up...

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
Dear Rudeguy,
I have borrowed this computer to let you know that in spite of your doubts I am happy to have your love child. I know in your heart you love me and in spite of the fact that I am only mildly attractive, you love me too. The way we mated like stallion and mare will always fill my loins with lust forever.

Love,
Nancy.

ROFL

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

I'd stop reading e-mail from people I don't know.

 

[anxi80]

did conception occur at a club in the bathroom?

 

[Ns1]

kill her

 

[Wallydraigle]

I'd run and post about it on ATOT.