Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
Dear Rudeguy,
I have borrowed this computer to let you know that in spite of your doubts I am happy to have your love child. I know in your heart you love me and in spite of the fact that I am only mildly attractive, you love me too. The way we mated like stallion and mare will always fill my loins with lust forever.
Love,
Nancy.
Originally posted by: anxi80
did conception occur at a club in the bathroom?
Originally posted by: adambooth
Originally posted by: gar3555
wtf?
I'm with this guy. I smell Tomatoes.
Originally posted by: rudeguy
so this girl I have never met was trying to say I knocked her up. Now her story is that she is dying and needs someone to take care of her kids.
I am not heartless, but I am not dumb. What the hell would you do in this situation?
