Holy mother of...

[irishScott]

So I need to take a dump at my gym. There a 3 stalls, 2 are taken, I move to the empty one and OMGWTFBBQBATMAN there is this HUGE turd in the toilet. I mean thicker then my wrist, and about as long as my forearm (I'm 5'10" 178 lbs). The thing is unflushable. If I had to pass that, I'd fricken rip apart. I know steroids can do crazy a$$ things but this thing was as thick as a Chipotle Burrito and Longer. DamnHolyWTF.

 

[bobert]

pics?

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: bobert
pics?

My cellphone was in my locker at the time, and by the time I got back from my workout it was gone (custodian probably got to it).

 

[DoorNo3]

I love chipotle burritos....so good.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

so did you take a dump at the unflushable turd?

 

[FP]

No toilet paper in the toilet? Nasty.

 

[alien42]

my sister would leave those when she was a kid. they were un-flushable and i will never understand how they were humanly possible.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: irishScott
So I need to take a dump at my gym. There a 3 stalls, 2 are taken, I move to the empty one and OMGWTFBBQBATMAN there is this HUGE turd in the toilet. I mean thicker then my wrist, and about as long as my forearm (I'm 5'10" 178 lbs). The thing is unflushable. If I had to pass that, I'd fricken rip apart. I know steroids can do crazy a$$ things but this thing was as thick as a Chipotle Burrito and Longer. DamnHolyWTF.

Since when do steroids enlarge bowels and anal sphincters?

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99
so did you take a dump at the unflushable turd?

Hell no. The thing was partially above the water line. My ass would've probably had to touch the thing.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: irishScott
So I need to take a dump at my gym. There a 3 stalls, 2 are taken, I move to the empty one and OMGWTFBBQBATMAN there is this HUGE turd in the toilet. I mean thicker then my wrist, and about as long as my forearm (I'm 5'10" 178 lbs). The thing is unflushable. If I had to pass that, I'd fricken rip apart. I know steroids can do crazy a$$ things but this thing was as thick as a Chipotle Burrito and Longer. DamnHolyWTF.

Since when do steroids enlarge bowels and anal sphincters?

I have no idea, but it's the only explanation I can think of.

 

[lyssword]

omg you are disgusting for posting this

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: lyssword
omg you are disgusting for posting this

So this is worse than the world's fattest dude, where comments of how his GF cleans his a$$ for him abound?

 

[wheresmybacon]

When I was a freshman in high school my buddy dropped one of those in my Dad's john. It was at least 12 inches long and almost as big around as a 1-liter bottle of soda. I'd never seen anything like it.

After many attempts and near-clogs, we eventually got it to flush. A day later our basement flooded. Turns out it plugged the sewer main. We had to dig up our front yard and replace a section of pipe.

Thanks pal.

Disgusting. Eat some fiber or something.

 

[Duddy]

LOL!!! Funniest post today!

 

[jjones]

Another crappy thread.

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: hungfarover
When I was a freshman in high school my buddy dropped one of those in my Dad's john. It was at least 12 inches long and almost as big around as a 1-liter bottle of soda. I'd never seen anything like it.

After many attempts and near-clogs, we eventually got it to flush. A day later our basement flooded. Turns out it plugged the sewer main. We had to dig up our front yard and replace a section of pipe.

Thanks pal.

Disgusting. Eat some fiber or something.

I think fiber is the problem.

 

[TheNinja]

Somebody's eating too many oats and not enough fiber

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: hungfarover
When I was a freshman in high school my buddy dropped one of those in my Dad's john. It was at least 12 inches long and almost as big around as a 1-liter bottle of soda. I'd never seen anything like it.

After many attempts and near-clogs, we eventually got it to flush. A day later our basement flooded. Turns out it plugged the sewer main. We had to dig up our front yard and replace a section of pipe.

Thanks pal.

Disgusting. Eat some fiber or something.

:shocked:

 

[dennilfloss]

That explains the rocket launcher they found.:laugh:

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: hungfarover
When I was a freshman in high school my buddy dropped one of those in my Dad's john. It was at least 12 inches long and almost as big around as a 1-liter bottle of soda. I'd never seen anything like it.

After many attempts and near-clogs, we eventually got it to flush. A day later our basement flooded. Turns out it plugged the sewer main. We had to dig up our front yard and replace a section of pipe.

Thanks pal.

Disgusting. Eat some fiber or something.

Using a metal clothes hanger to break it into smaller pieces and then throwing said hanger away costs a lot less than digging up the yard and replacing a sewer pipe.

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell

Originally posted by: hungfarover
When I was a freshman in high school my buddy dropped one of those in my Dad's john. It was at least 12 inches long and almost as big around as a 1-liter bottle of soda. I'd never seen anything like it.

After many attempts and near-clogs, we eventually got it to flush. A day later our basement flooded. Turns out it plugged the sewer main. We had to dig up our front yard and replace a section of pipe.

Thanks pal.

Disgusting. Eat some fiber or something.

:shocked:

Man, I'd consider all that water tainted as well as anything it touched.

 

[CKent]

I dropped one the size & shape of a grapefruit at my friend's sister's apartment. It felt like I gave birth. To say it wouldn't go down is an understatement; the contrast in size made the john look like something out of a dollhouse. After much alteration involving the use of a plastic bag, it finally went down - halfway. Then stopped. The water in the john kept slowly rising like a horror movie until it overflowed. Like MacGuyver I deftly added a drinking straw to my plastic bag tool and did some snake action until it finally went down... but the damage was done, about an inch of tainted water on the bathroom floor. Probably the worst day of my life.

 

[WT]

The water in the john kept slowly rising like a horror movie until it overflowed.

I have a great visual from the movie 'Along Came Polly'

 

[MazerRackham]

I did that once. It wasn't that big around, but it was stiff as stick of wood and about 15" long. Would not flush at all. I had to get a disposable knife to hack that piece of crap in half. It was AWESOME. I have tried to repeat my accomplishment, but so far have not be successful.

 

[alm99]

Potty humor at its finest, I am laughing so hard right now