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Holloween Whopper review

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Belegost said:
With this block of nonsense we can all determine you have:
  • No taste
  • No food critique credibility
  • No chance of entering heaven

    I also now have a craving for a juicy burger topped with grilled onions and mushrooms, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, and a spicy garlic aioli.
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This OP jerkwad also puts ketchup on his hotdogs.

like a child.

go figure.
 
Is it neon green? Mine gets dark green when I eat black icing and I assume it's the same food coloring.

Anyway the marketing must be working. My youngest said he wanted one - I'm not sure he's even eaten at BK other than breakfast on a road trip here or there.
 
SearchMaster said:
Is it neon green? Mine gets dark green when I eat black icing and I assume it's the same food coloring.

Anyway the marketing must be working. My youngest said he wanted one - I'm not sure he's even eaten at BK other than breakfast on a road trip here or there.
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It's not neon, it's more like lawn clippings. Dark forest green :biggrin:
 
Green shit was green, definitely not neon and really not all that spectacular. But I was expecting green poo, had I not know about the side effect and saw it. I would have reacted differently. IMHO if there was a food coloring combo that turned ones fecal mater red it would be much more entertaining. Green just looks odd, red would fit better for Holloween (did it again he he he...) even if it scared some people into thinking they had blood in their stool.
 
brianmanahan said:
easy solution, don't look at your poop

i haven't seen one of mine for probably 10 years
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Come on, you don't glance into the bowl when you flush? Or are you one of those people who reaches back and flushes while seated, because you secretly enjoy the rush of cool, moist air on your ass?
 
QueBert said:
Green shit was green, definitely not neon and really not all that spectacular. But I was expecting green poo, had I not know about the side effect and saw it. I would have reacted differently. IMHO if there was a food coloring combo that turned ones fecal mater red it would be much more entertaining. Green just looks odd, red would fit better for Holloween (did it again he he he...) even if it scared some people into thinking they had blood in their stool.
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Eat lots of beetroot.

It'll make you poop lots, turn the poop red and as a bonus turn your pee red as well.
 
Markbnj said:
are you one of those people who reaches back and flushes while seated, because you secretly enjoy the rush of cool, moist air on your a**?
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i flush probably 5 or 6 times, and here is why:

when i was a kid, i plugged toilets pretty much every time i went. it's just a curse/gift that i have. there's something unnatural about it, something to do with my intestines not being quite right. every trip to the bathroom involved watching the toilet almost overflow, getting the plunger, and plunging out the stupid toilet. it was a long and laborious process.

i lived with it for a few years until 1 fateful day when i was 12. i thought i had unplunged the toilet... but i hadn't. water overflowed the bowl and wouldn't stop running and covered the floor. and then the floor started leaking into the basement. there was filth everywhere. i almost stepped on a turd that had floated up and out of the overflowing bowl.

it was a harrowing experience.

so after that i decided something had to change. i got the bright idea to flush incrementally, and BOOM, problem solved.

it's been 20 years and i have only plugged 1 toilet since then. so for me, flushing while sitting is crucial.
 
brianmanahan said:
i flush probably 5 or 6 times, and here is why:

when i was a kid, i plugged toilets pretty much every time i went. it's just a curse/gift that i have. there's something unnatural about it, something to do with my intestines not being quite right. every trip to the bathroom involved watching the toilet almost overflow, getting the plunger, and plunging out the stupid toilet. it was a long and laborious process.

i lived with it for a few years until 1 fateful day when i was 12. i thought i had unplunged the toilet... but i hadn't. water overflowed the bowl and wouldn't stop running and covered the floor. and then the floor started leaking into the basement. there was filth everywhere. i almost stepped on a turd that had floated up and out of the overflowing bowl.

it was a harrowing experience.

so after that i decided something had to change. i got the bright idea to flush incrementally, and BOOM, problem solved.

it's been 20 years and i have only plugged 1 toilet since then. so for me, flushing while sitting is crucial.
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Flushing while sitting sprays my own crap on my crack and sack.

That said, when we were 17 my twin brother and I stayed with our older brother and sister-in-law for five months (we wanted to see what public school was all about). While we were there my twin kept getting in trouble for "using too much TP and clogging the toilet." They didn't believe him when he's tell them that he only used the minimum amount or that he didn't put it in until after it was stopped up anyway.

He got in trouble again when we set up a tripod and recorded a flush with no TP to prove that he could clog it without TP.
 
WelshBloke said:
Eat lots of beetroot.

It'll make you poop lots, turn the poop red and as a bonus turn your pee red as well.
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My wife seems to be on a fresh beet thing lately baking them.

I cut some up for here the other day to stick in the oven, I don't care for them but that really turns things red apparently.

She remarked about it, I went into too much information mode 🙂
 
brianmanahan said:
i flush probably 5 or 6 times, and here is why:

when i was a kid, i plugged toilets pretty much every time i went. it's just a curse/gift that i have. there's something unnatural about it, something to do with my intestines not being quite right. every trip to the bathroom involved watching the toilet almost overflow, getting the plunger, and plunging out the stupid toilet. it was a long and laborious process.

i lived with it for a few years until 1 fateful day when i was 12. i thought i had unplunged the toilet... but i hadn't. water overflowed the bowl and wouldn't stop running and covered the floor. and then the floor started leaking into the basement. there was filth everywhere. i almost stepped on a turd that had floated up and out of the overflowing bowl.

it was a harrowing experience.

so after that i decided something had to change. i got the bright idea to flush incrementally, and BOOM, problem solved.

it's been 20 years and i have only plugged 1 toilet since then. so for me, flushing while sitting is crucial.
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I guess I asked for that.
 
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