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Hillary is out!

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superstition

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Race for the Democratic Nomination: A New Twist
by Robert Angal
Associated Press Writer
4/1/2008

A teary Hillary Clinton has decided to back out of her marriage to Bill Clinton, saying her lesbianism can no longer be kept secret. Her double life, with un-official partner Chastity Bono, has finally reached the public eye, after years of speculation. Clinton declared that now is the right time to step forward:

"This campaign has brought about a lot of soul-searching for me and my family. Bill and I talked about it, and we decided the voters should know they can make history on another front, by electing the first gay woman."
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It certainly is odd timing. Chastity Bono as first lady, eh? Hmm...

At least we no longer have to worry about how Bill will look in a dress.
 
In other news, Chelsea Clinton attempted to cut off a student's testicles when asked about the Lewinsky scandal. She did not notice that the student was female.
 
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