Hillary is out!

[superstition]

Race for the Democratic Nomination: A New Twist
by Robert Angal
Associated Press Writer
4/1/2008

A teary Hillary Clinton has decided to back out of her marriage to Bill Clinton, saying her lesbianism can no longer be kept secret. Her double life, with un-official partner Chastity Bono, has finally reached the public eye, after years of speculation. Clinton declared that now is the right time to step forward:

"This campaign has brought about a lot of soul-searching for me and my family. Bill and I talked about it, and we decided the voters should know they can make history on another front, by electing the first gay woman."

It certainly is odd timing. Chastity Bono as first lady, eh? Hmm...

At least we no longer have to worry about how Bill will look in a dress.

 

[Corbett]

April Fools.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Ban

 

[superstition]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Ban

Grouchy much?

 

[JEDIYoda]

this your first attempt at humor???

 

[superstition]

People in another forum liked the topic. This place is too serious.

 

[DukeN]

In other news, Chelsea Clinton attempted to cut off a student's testicles when asked about the Lewinsky scandal. She did not notice that the student was female.

 

[superstition]

Chris Matthews called to congratulate the couple, but Chelsea forwarded him to a Chinese take-out.

I like my Chelsea Clinton joke better. It's rather dry, though.

 

[nageov3t]

0/10 imo

 

[superstition]

Originally posted by: loki8481
0/10 imo

As I said, it was appreciated elsewhere. I nearly didn't post it here at all because I had a feeling the sense of humor would be lacking.

 

[Codewiz]

404 Funny Not Found

 

[superstition]

Oh well. It's not like I'm getting paid.

 

[Robor]

Originally posted by: superstition

Originally posted by: loki8481
0/10 imo

As I said, it was appreciated elsewhere. I nearly didn't post it here at all because I had a feeling the humor would be lacking.

Fixed

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: superstition
Oh well. It's not like I'm getting paid.

Don't give up your day job quite yet