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Hilarious Online Dating Profiles
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That's not a dude!?? Dude! That ain't cool! I love the friend testimonial though.
"Testimonials/comments from jdm70_jb85 favorites list
one of the sweetest, most honest and caring gals you could ever meet, so fellas give this one a chance because she's got a really big heart and is looking for a guy will love her for who she is🙂 you rock jenn🙂
"Testimonials/comments from jdm70_jb85 favorites list
one of the sweetest, most honest and caring gals you could ever meet, so fellas give this one a chance because she's got a really big heart and is looking for a guy will love her for who she is🙂 you rock jenn🙂
The Pentium Guy
Diamond Member
I put my biodata on shaadi.com
"i worship brahma shiva and vishnu every day. one day brahma got mad at me so i offered him a plate full of ladoos and did namaskaram and 1008 thopukarnams. the next day i got hit by a cow - i wore a bright red shirt and cow struck me with its horns in my behind. unfortunately, i did not enjoy that feeling, but it made me mentally handicap for life.
i like to do the work hard. i study every day and say sarasvathi namasthubyam with vibuthi on my forehead. what i want is a wife tht can cook mango chutney and lassi. a parner that makes me smile when i pull out my belt and beat the children.
as a man of 401kg and 4'10 i am finding it difficult to find a partner. please look beyond the physical apperance.
god bless you."
"i worship brahma shiva and vishnu every day. one day brahma got mad at me so i offered him a plate full of ladoos and did namaskaram and 1008 thopukarnams. the next day i got hit by a cow - i wore a bright red shirt and cow struck me with its horns in my behind. unfortunately, i did not enjoy that feeling, but it made me mentally handicap for life.
i like to do the work hard. i study every day and say sarasvathi namasthubyam with vibuthi on my forehead. what i want is a wife tht can cook mango chutney and lassi. a parner that makes me smile when i pull out my belt and beat the children.
as a man of 401kg and 4'10 i am finding it difficult to find a partner. please look beyond the physical apperance.
god bless you."
thespeakerbox
Platinum Member
The Pentium Guy
Diamond Member
😉
The sad thing is, someone has already done her without a condom!! What drunken idiot was this that would sleep with a man!???
"I am an easy going person. I love to hang out with people. I hate be in the house all the time, it drives me crazy. I got a 1 year old son. anything else u wanna know just ask...im not good at these description things....
First Date
I would like to do what ever we agree on a first date. Like i said im game for anything"
I BET!
chowderhead
Platinum Member
Whoozyerdaddy
Lifer
Hahahaha...
:laugh:
Stunt
Diamond Member
CarlKillerMiller
Diamond Member
That's awesome.
Have children: Prefer not to say
Wow. Masterful deception there. Like fvcking carmen sandiego, with the cunning.
Whoozyerdaddy
Lifer
Wow... Eww
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