Hilarious Online Dating Profiles

Stunt

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I do the online dating thing, sometimes it's hilarious just reading some of the profiles out there. See if you can find any winners out there...:)

Brutal #1

"Body Type: Athletic"
"Profession: being myself"
but just look at all those interests..."Bubble Boy" "Mary Poppins" "Uncle Kracker" "October Sky"
:laugh:

I really shouldn't be laughing my ass off at this...
 

Stunt

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wow...

"S3XYBLOND3: bored with people...."
" Profession: student/ model"
"Interests: partying clubbing tanning"
"About Me: I am all about having fun. I am young and that's what matters now. I lead a very busy lifestyle and don't have time for losers!!! So don't message me if you aren't in my area and if you don't have a pic and if you are ugly then really don't bother at all!!!!"
"First Date: I want to be wined and dined, you better spoil me"

I'd still hit it...:)
 

Stunt

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crazyfungirl

"I know that most men are visual creatures, so I won't bore you too much with words. :)"

Damn, cute and smart...I'm sold :)
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: Stunt
I do the online dating thing, sometimes it's hilarious just reading some of the profiles out there. See if you can find any winners out there...:)

Brutal #1

"Body Type: Athletic"
"Profession: being myself"
but just look at all those interests..."Bubble Boy" "Mary Poppins" "Uncle Kracker" "October Sky"
:laugh:

I really shouldn't be laughing my ass off at this...

you're right, you shouldn't because i don't see whats so funny...
 

Stunt

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Stunt
I do the online dating thing, sometimes it's hilarious just reading some of the profiles out there. See if you can find any winners out there...:)

Brutal #1

"Body Type: Athletic"
"Profession: being myself"
but just look at all those interests..."Bubble Boy" "Mary Poppins" "Uncle Kracker" "October Sky"
:laugh:

I really shouldn't be laughing my ass off at this...
you're right, you shouldn't because i don't see whats so funny...
Oops, looks like we have a disgruntled Mary Poppins fan in the house :laugh:
 

JMWarren

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Interesting that the hot ones come from London Ontario. UWO!!!! I know I went here for a reason.
 

KrillBee

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wow, lot of hot spoiled chicks that were posted above.

it will be funny when some of them turn really fat in 10 years.
 
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What's up with the testimonials at the bottom?

"Yeah I hit it. You'll love it!" :confused:

Are these references for some kind of freaky job interview?