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Hilarious Online Dating Profiles

Stunt

Diamond Member
I do the online dating thing, sometimes it's hilarious just reading some of the profiles out there. See if you can find any winners out there...🙂

Brutal #1

"Body Type: Athletic"
"Profession: being myself"
but just look at all those interests..."Bubble Boy" "Mary Poppins" "Uncle Kracker" "October Sky"
:laugh:

I really shouldn't be laughing my ass off at this...
 
wow...

"S3XYBLOND3: bored with people...."
" Profession: student/ model"
"Interests: partying clubbing tanning"
"About Me: I am all about having fun. I am young and that's what matters now. I lead a very busy lifestyle and don't have time for losers!!! So don't message me if you aren't in my area and if you don't have a pic and if you are ugly then really don't bother at all!!!!"
"First Date: I want to be wined and dined, you better spoil me"

I'd still hit it...🙂
 
Originally posted by: Stunt
I do the online dating thing, sometimes it's hilarious just reading some of the profiles out there. See if you can find any winners out there...🙂

Brutal #1

"Body Type: Athletic"
"Profession: being myself"
but just look at all those interests..."Bubble Boy" "Mary Poppins" "Uncle Kracker" "October Sky"
:laugh:

I really shouldn't be laughing my ass off at this...

you're right, you shouldn't because i don't see whats so funny...
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Stunt
I do the online dating thing, sometimes it's hilarious just reading some of the profiles out there. See if you can find any winners out there...🙂

Brutal #1

"Body Type: Athletic"
"Profession: being myself"
but just look at all those interests..."Bubble Boy" "Mary Poppins" "Uncle Kracker" "October Sky"
:laugh:

I really shouldn't be laughing my ass off at this...
you're right, you shouldn't because i don't see whats so funny...
Oops, looks like we have a disgruntled Mary Poppins fan in the house :laugh:
 
wow, lot of hot spoiled chicks that were posted above.

it will be funny when some of them turn really fat in 10 years.
 
What's up with the testimonials at the bottom?

"Yeah I hit it. You'll love it!" 😕

Are these references for some kind of freaky job interview?
 
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