HI WUT UP HOW U DONG?!!!???

[Confused]

LOAD UP ON GUNS BRNG UR FREINDS
ITS FUN 2 LOSA AND 2 PRETEND
SHES OVAR BOR3D O NO I KNOW A DIRTY WORD
HALO HELO HALO HOW LOW
HELO H3LO HELO HOW LOW
HELO HELO HALO HOW LOW
HALO H3LO HELO HOW WIT TEH LIGHTS OUT ITS LAS DANGEROUS
HARE W3 R NOW ENTERTANE US
I FEL STUPID AND CONTAGIOUS
H3RE WE R NOW 3NTERTANE US
A MULA2
AN ALBINO
A MAH LIBIDO
YAY
IMM WORST AT WUT I DO BST
AND FOR THIS GIFT I FEL BL3SAD
OUR LITL3 GROUP HAS ALWAYS BEN
AND ALWAYS WIL UNTIL DA AND
HALO H3LO H3LO HOW LOW
H3LO HELO HALO HOW LOW
HELO HELO H3LO HOW LOW
HELO HALO H3LO HOW WIT DA LIGHTS OUT ITS LES DANGEROUS
H3R3 WE R NOW ENT3RTANE US
I FEL STUPID AND CONTAGIOUS
HER3 WE R NOW ENT3RTANE US
A MULA2
AN ALBINO
A MAH LIBIDO
YAY

AND I FORGET JUST Y I O Y3AH I GUES IT MAEKS MA SMIEL
I FOUND IT HARD IT WAS HARD 2 O W3L WUT N3V3RMIND
HELO H3LO HALO HOW LOW
HELO H3LO H3LO HOW LOW
HELO HALO H3LO HOW LOW
H3LO HELO H3LO HOW WIT TEH LIGHTS OUT ITS L3S DANG3ROUS
H3R3 WA R NOW ANTARTANE US
I FEL STUPID AND CONTAGIOUS
H3R3 W3 R NOW ENTARTANE US
A MULA2
AN ALBINO
A MAH LIBIDO
YAY
A D3NIAL
A DANIAL
A DANIAL
A DENIAL
A D3NIAL
A D3NIAL
A D3NIAL
A DENIAL
A D3NIAL

 

[Philippine Mango]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!:laugh::thumbsup::beer:

 

[naruto1988]

if someone could code a reverse translator =O

 

[Philippine Mango]

Here is a small paper I wrote in the sixth grade (I keep all of my school assignments since the 4th grade).



In a recent article I read, an issue came up with the idea of kindergarten being a full day instead of a half-day that it is now. Their days will be just as long as children that are three years older than them. I feel that is wrong that children that young would have to go to school for six hours. When I was in kindergarten, (for half the day), it would seem as though it took the whole day. With more hours comes more problems, however, in the way that children are away from their parent?s longer, teachers must work longer and for higher salary and increased spending of materials. The process of extending a child?s day should be gradual so that the child isn?t too pressured.

An extended school day for kindergartners could bring many new problems. Such as children becoming homesick for their parents and not being able to concentrate, and teachers having to work longer hours and in turn, require higher salaries. While not entirely bad, this new idea could create many new problems. On the other hand it could give a child a greater chance to learn how to develop mentally and emotionally, and learn valuable social skills not able to be obtained elsewhere. Also, with longer days, it would give parents more of a chance to be away from home without having to worry about their kids, and give the kids more preparation in adjusting to real school hours and life.

With this new idea, which may or may not be decided upon, may give children the chance to learn, or may backfire and cause the children to be so homesick they cannot learn at all. In my opinion, the proposal of longer hours for kindergarteners is beneficial and may cause more problems than they are trying to solve.


Now here is my paper in the 6th grade how a moron would write it, or in this case "COL KIDS"

IN A RACENT ARTICLE I RAAD AN ISUA CM3 UP WIT TEH IEDA OF KINDERGART3N BNG A FUL DAY INSTAAD OF A HALF-DAY TAHT IT IS NOW!!!1 OMG LOL THEYRE DAYS WIL B JUST AS LONG AS CHILDREN TAHT R THRE YEARS OLDER THAN THAM!1!!1!! WTF LOL I FEL TAHT IS WRONG TAHT CHILDR3N TAHT U WUD HAEV 2 GO 2 SKOOL FOR SIX HOURS1!!1!1! WHEN I WAS IN KINDARGARTEN (FOR HALF TEH DAY) IT WUD SEM AS THOUGH IT 2K DA WHOLE DAY11!1!!11 OMG WTF WIT MOR3 HOURS COM3S MOR3 PROBLAMS HOWEV3R IN DA WAY TAHT CHILDREN R AWAY FROM THERE PAERNT?S LONGER TEACHERS MUST WORK LONG3R AND FOR HIGHER SALARY AND INCR3AESD SPENDNG OF M8RIALS11!1!!1 OMG WTF DA PROC3S OF AXTANDNG A CHILD?S DAY SHUD B GRADUAL SO TAHT TEH CHILD ISN?T 2 PR3SURAD!1!!

AN EXTENDED SKOOL DAY FOR KINDERGARTNARS CUD BRNG MANY NU PROBLEMS111! SUCH AS CHILDR3N BCOMNG HOM3SIK FOR THERE PAERNTS AND NOT BNG ABLE 2 CONC3NTRAET AND TEACHERS HAVNG 2 WORK LONGER HOURS AND IN TURN RAQUIER HIGH3R SALAREIS1!1! OMG WHIEL NOT 3NTIERLY BAD THIS NU IEDA CUD CREAET MANY NU PROBLEMS!111!!11 WTF ON TEH OTHAR HAND IT CUD GIEV A CHILD A GRE8R CHANC3 2 LAARN HOW 2 DEV3LOP MANTALY AND EMOTIONALY AND L3ARN VALUABLA SOCIAL SKILS NOT ABL3 2 B OBTANEED 3LS3WHAR3!!111!! OMG ALSO WIT LONG3R DAYS IT WUD GIEV PAERNTS MOR3 OF A CHANCA 2 B AWAY FROM HOME WITHOUT HAVNG 2 WORY ABOUT THEYRE KIDS AND GIEV TEH KIDS MORA PREPARATION IN ADJUSTNG 2 R3AL SKOOL HOURS AND WIT!!!!1 WTF THIS NU IEDA WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT B DECIEDD UPON MAY GIEV CHILDR3N DA CHANCE 2 L3ARN OR MAY BAKFIER AND CAUSA TEH CHILDR3N 2 B SO HOM3SIK TH3Y CANOT L3ARN AT AL1111! OMG IN MAH OPINION TEH PROPOSAL OF LONG3R HOURS FOR KINDERGARTAN3RS IS BNEFICIAL AND MAY CAUSE MORE PROBL3MS THAN THEY R TRYNG 2 SOLV3
!!1!! OMG

Imagine your kid were to *actually* write a paper like that and TURNED IT IN! Oh I can only imagine what would happen....