Hey guys?

[Exterous]

I lost the TV remote. Have you seen it?

 

[lxskllr]

I needed the batteries for my office disco ball lights. Forgot what I did with the remote. The exercise will be good for you.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

I lost the TV remote. Have you seen it?

Yes, it came to me begging for help because it felt dirty being asked to do nothing except to switch between animated porn and reality TV involving the Kardashians. I set it free and it's happy now that it's in a better place.

 

[sdifox]

I lost the TV remote. Have you seen it?

You check your butt crack?

 

[snoopy7548]

It's with Craig's car keys.

 

[IronWing]

Here's a reminder about where you lef tit.

 

[highland145]

Check with the dead hooked?

 

[BoomerD]

I think I saw it in the fridge...

Oh, by the way...you're out of beer...

 

[shortylickens]

Its up my ass.
Along with American work ethic.

 

[BoomerD]

Its up my ass.
Along with American work ethic.

WTF are you doing here? You said you had finally found some sucker to hire you...and you were leaving? Run out of popcorn already? 😛

 

[Iron Woode]

I lost the TV remote. Have you seen it?

Nope.

but I lost my one of my cordless phone handsets once. I found it a month later under the couch cushion.

🙂

 

[Exterous]

Thanks guys I found it. It was right where I last left it

 

[highland145]

Thanks guys I found it. It was right where I last left it

Bathroom?

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

These Tile things have worked FUCKING WONDERS for me when it comes to finding shit like my keys. I've had the same issue with the remote control... It's a shame that they are keychains and not easy to attach to random stuff like the remote.

https://www.amazon.com/Tile-Gen-Finder-Discontinued-Manufacturer/dp/B011HT91DO

 

[snoopy7548]

Sorry, but unlike you slobs I always put things where they belong and my house isn't a trash heap. It's pretty nice not losing things all the time.

 

[IronWing]

If you have a TV remote and it is important to you, your life sucks. OP: the cost of the TV could have covered another trip.

 

[highland145]

Sorry, but unlike you slobs I always put things where they belong and my house isn't a trash heap. It's pretty nice not losing things all the time.

1 out of 3 at my house. The 2 don't post here.

 

[BoomerD]

Sorry, but unlike you slobs I always put things where they belong and my house isn't a trash heap. It's pretty nice not losing things all the time.

Well...except for the huge pile of ice cream cartons...

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Sorry, but unlike you slobs I always put things where they belong and my house isn't a trash heap. It's pretty nice not losing things all the time.

The more stuff you have the harder it is to keep organized. I'm not going to apologize for my success or for acquiring so many great things that it's hard to keep track of them all. If I sometimes misplace my solid gold diamond-encrusted polo mallet that's a small price to pay.

 

[zinfamous]

Sorry, but unlike you slobs I always put things where they belong and my house isn't a trash heap. It's pretty nice not losing things all the time.

I find that living like I do keeps me busy and my mind limber.

 

[sandorski]

This is why you need to have a kid.

 

[highland145]

This is why you need to have a kid.

So you have someone to blame or so they can move your stuff and deny it?

 

[sandorski]

So you have someone to blame or so they can move your stuff and deny it?

Temporary remote control.

 

[Exterous]

OP: the cost of the TV could have covered another trip.

This is why you need to have a kid.

Geeze - having a kid would cost me like a ton of trips. Seems like a terrible idea

 

[sandorski]

Geeze - having a kid would cost me like a ton of trips. Seems like a terrible idea

Cuts grass too.