Hey atheists, if God doesn't exist... (update: lots of atheists getting pwnt itt)

[schneiderguy]

Then why is His name capitalized?

pwnt :thumbsup:

update:

New question for all of the atheists.

If God doesn't exist, then why is there exactly 60 seconds in one minute and 60 minutes in one hour? Evolution? lol. Such a "coincidence" could only be the sign of an intelligent creator.

 

[destrekor]

lol

 

[Fritzo]

Proper name? We also capitalize Zeus.

 

[schneiderguy]

Proper name? We also capitalize Zeus.

Zeus is a fictional character in Greek mythology, that's why his name is capitalized.

 

[her209]

 

[her209]

Zeus is a fictional character in Greek mythology, that's why his name is capitalized.

Darwin is also capitalized.

 

[Ancalagon44]

Your best argument for the existence of God is that his name is capitalized, like millions of other individuals?

Where do you think language, including the use of capital letters, came from?

 

[Nik]

Because humans invented written language and chose, in the English version, to capitalize the first letter of various words for various reasons.

:awe:

 

[schneiderguy]

Darwin is also capitalized.

Charles Darwin is a real person who wrote a work of fiction titled, "On the Origin of Species"

 

[Nik]

Your best argument for the existence of God is that his name is capitalized, like millions of other individuals?

Where do you think language, including the use of capital letters, came from?

You are new here. There are subtleties.

 

[schneiderguy]

Where do you think language, including the use of capital letters, came from?

God taught Man how to read and write, so they could make works of art for Him to view.

 

[Nik]

Charles Darwin is a real person who wrote a work of fiction titled, "On the Origin of Species"

Prove it's false. <-- see, using Christian tactics against them!

 

[Nik]

God taught Man how to read and write, so they could make works of art for Him to view.

Prove god taught anyone anything.

 

[schneiderguy]

Prove god taught anyone anything.

If God didn't teach humans how to write, then how was the Bible (the first book ever) written?

 

[destrekor]

Prove god doesn't prefer his name with a lowercase g. I have it in every right mind to think he dislikes a capital g.

 

[rivan]

You are new here. There are subtleties.

ATOT? Subtle?

 

[schneiderguy]

Prove god doesn't prefer his name with a lowercase g. I have it in every right mind to think he dislikes a capital g.

In The Bible, God is capitalized. The Bible is the word of God. Therefore, God prefers His name capitalized.

 

[Nik]

If God didn't teach humans how to write, then how was the Bible (the first book ever) written?

Humans created it out of their own social evolution. They started exploring the concept of "fiction" and ended up with the best work of fiction in history.

Beginner's luck, I guess.

 

[darkxshade]

So is Bible a god too?

 

[OCGuy]

Eh at least be a little more subtle with your trolling.


Lock 'er up.

 

[KentState]

Because the Bible type writer has a special "God" macro key because it's used often.

 

[Nik]

In The Bible, God is capitalized. The Bible is the word of God. Therefore, God prefers his name capitalized.

Why do you use a singular name for god when his original name is plural?

 

[Train]

In The Bible, God is capitalized. The Bible is the word of God. Therefore, God prefers his name capitalized.

Ya, but to be fair, I dont think God sent the word down to the writers in textual form. For all we know he said "I am god" and the dudes transcribed it as "I am God"

 

[Nik]

So is Bible a god too?

There's already three gods in the bible, may as well make the bible itself a god too.

 

[Nik]

Ya, but to be fair, I dont think God sent the word down to the writers in textual form. For all we know he said "I am god" and the dudes transcribed it as "I am God"

Maybe his dyslexic followers heard "WOOF WOOF!" from the clouds and said "Oh, my god!"