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helppppppppp a unattractive girl wants to rape me!!!!!

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ROFLMAO!!! this thread is hilarious...we have a homophobe asking a hypocrite if he's gay...fvcking unbelievable😕
 
simple, say to her that your gay, then she'll go, ewwwwwwwww, gaybo, then she'll piss off. probably not good for your reputation but its better than getting raped
 


<< ROFLMAO!!! this thread is hilarious...we have a homophobe asking a hypocrite if he's gay...fvcking unbelievable😕 >>



im not scared of gay people, i just dont wanna look at any of you
 
"...it's just not smart to be friends with psychos."


^^^^ Best Advice. Don't f*ck with her. Try get as far from this chick as you can.



edit: "away"
 
Yep, its always the fugly ones that get aggressive like that. I had a chick missing some teeth damned near CORNER ME once! I'm not freaking kidding, she was chasing me around the room, I was like AHHHHH someone help an ugly chick with no front teeth is trying to rape me!

You just gotta get firm, I don't mean firm like that. Put your foot down. Tell her your not interested.

That's what I told this girl, and it didn't work! She said, "But I am!"

I was quicker, I beat her to the door and ran ran ran all the way home.
 


<< Yep, its always the fugly ones that get aggressive like that. I had a chick missing some teeth damned near CORNER ME once! I'm not freaking kidding, she was chasing me around the room, I was like AHHHHH someone help an ugly chick with no front teeth is trying to rape me!

You just gotta get firm, I don't mean firm like that. Put your foot down. Tell her your not interested.

That's what I told this girl, and it didn't work! She said, "But I am!"

I was quicker, I beat her to the door and ran ran ran all the way home. >>



My friend Thor was mounted by two women, one beautiful, the other very scary. Luckily people heard him screaming. He said he nearly sh!t his pants and it was the most terrifying thing ever. No more "fantasies" abouit being assaulted by women... So if she is really going for it, get away. And please be honest with her.
 
"My friend Thor was mounted by two women, one beautiful, the other very scary. Luckily people heard him screaming. He said he nearly sh!t his pants and it was the most terrifying thing ever. No more "fantasies" abouit being assaulted by women..."

OMFG!! ROFLMAO!!!


 


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<< My friend Thor was mounted by two women, one beautiful, the other very scary. >>

You have a friend named "Thor"? >>



yep, he has brothers Lars and Sven 🙂 I also had a great grandfather named Thor
 


<< umm she is short, fat, ugly, glasses but in a nice way ")

well, I did ask if she would give me some sucky sucky but she was like know but she then said I could give her some........ I was like HELL NO (thats not the way it works) >>



Dude your last comment is really childish, you need to grow up abit, if you think like that you'll be using your hand for sex for the rest of your life. BTW:Are you a virgin because it sounds like you are?

Your comment "that's not the way it works" was really funny because that IS the way it works unless you get all of your ideas about sex from porn flicks! 😉
 
Damn, I want a friend named Thor. As for the girl, distance yourself quick...it won't turn out good if you don't.
 
One of my friends from college passed out drunk at a party and woke up to find his pants down around his ankles and 2 heffers topless and playin around with his dong. It took everything he could to crawl out of the room while they tried to hold him down. Was rather funny to see him the next day. He was visibly shaken. 🙂
 


<< One of my friends from college passed out drunk at a party and woke up to find his pants down around his ankles and 2 heffers topless and playin around with his dong. It took everything he could to crawl out of the room while they tried to hold him down. Was rather funny to see him the next day. He was visibly shaken. 🙂 >>



OMG!!!!! That's horrible!

"heffers" ROFLMAO!

 
I am sorry I don't understand...

1) You must have done something to generate these feeleing toward you, be it being nice or mildly flirting

2) Be honest and tell the truth, you are not interested

3) If that does not work, what is her beer rating? and is it worth it?
 
Do it man......
Envite har over.....Tell her that she cannot talk.....and that she will have to do what you say or she is out.......
Turn out the lights.....put a pillow case over her head.....then bend her over the bed......

I do not see what the problem is......
Now if she is so bad that dogs will not chase her down the road..
I would suggest running away..FAST........

grunt03 sends......
 
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