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helppppppppp a unattractive girl wants to rape me!!!!!

gar598

Golden Member
umm she won't leave me alone.......and I feel bad for her since she told me as a child she moved around from adoption homes.

she wanted to sleep in my bed but I was like no!!!

I don't want to be mean but how do I tell her?
 
Uhh...

You just have to make sure she knows your really NOT INTERESTED. Most normal people get the picture rather quickly when you explain that as hard as it may be to accept that you will never want to be with them in that fasion.
 
Go into the witness relocation program... sometimes I wish I did because some girls can be really obsessive...
 
Tell her that you only fsck skanky chics in the a$$, then finish off in their mouth. If she STILL wants to sleep with you, I say go for it!
 
ya, I was like we can just be friends....Then she was like i'm still sleeping in your bed.. I was like "normally friends don't sleep with each other" then I gave her the boot out of the room (nicely). She just called me and she was like "I was thinking about you all day". OMG helpppppppppp me
 
ok... since beauty (or ugly) is in the eye of the beholder... and sooner or later someone's gonna say it..


PICS??
 
She wants you to be a Sperm Donor. Run away. Quickly. You will boink her. She will become preganant. With quadruplets. She will tell the court "he told me he loved me and was going to take me and the babies with him to France!" You will say "but I'm not French!" The judge will saddle you with the Yoke Called Child Support, AND force you to pay for a round trip ticket to France for her and the babies...for emotional suffering, you know. Good luck. Use the Force.
 


<< Tell her that you only fsck skanky chics in the a$$, then finish off in their mouth. If she STILL wants to sleep with you, I say go for it! >>


OMFG!!!! I just blew out a booger!!!
 
umm she is short, fat, ugly, glasses but in a nice way ")

well, I did ask if she would give me some sucky sucky but she was like know but she then said I could give her some........ I was like HELL NO (thats not the way it works)
 
OMG, i know exactly what you mean. i had a similar situation a few years ago, it ended up with a restraining order. hope it turns out better for you though 🙂 i wouldn't even be friends with her... it's just not smart to be friends with psychos.
 
Go for it.
You two might end up liking each other, or at least enjoying the sex.
Believe it or not, personallity counts for a lot, even in bed.
 


<< : helppppppppp a unattractive girl wants to rape me!!!!! >>

isn't this the reason they call it the UGLY STICK!?!?😀
 


<< umm she is short, fat, ugly, glasses but in a nice way ")

well, I did ask if she would give me some sucky sucky but she was like know but she then said I could give her some........ I was like HELL NO (thats not the way it works)
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HAHAHAHA
 
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