HELP! My life is so *OVER*!!!!

[Mucman]

This thread is hilarious! I actually thought the overall intelligence of AT was above average, but this thread has me wondering

 

[Pepsi90919]

<< This is such a stupid thread. Buddy, you're actually complaining about your dad getting you a used Beemer instead of a brand new one?
Man, how high up your butt is that silver spoon? >>

someone's a fool

 

[Thegonagle]

LOL, I actually feel bad for the Goosemaster. He looks like a good guy who is actually trying to say something meaningful (and his well thought out post obviousy took more than a few seconds to write.) At least he admitted first thing that he didn't read the thread. I'm sure he'll learn to at least skim a few posts quickly in the future.

 

[imported_vr6]

shallow.

 

[dakata24]

<< shallow. >>



dork.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Jeez louise, this is getting surreal. Apparently reading comprehension is at an all-time low - write your congressman immediately!

Awesome job, Hammer. You must feel like Dr. Frankenstein - your creation has taken on a life of its own!

 

[LongCoolMother]

skoorb effect?

 

Wow, this whole thread is lame.

Why do people make other identities to nef?
Don't you have the balls to do it with your normal login?

 

[TheNoblePlatypus]

Doctor Evil (To Scott)= Ya just dont get it do ya? You dont, you really dont.

 

[Hammer]

Wow, this really has taken on a life of its own! There's 2 basic groups of pople that don't read the rest of thread before posting. Group 1 are the people that take it at face value and post in outrage. Group 2 recognized it as the skoorb affect but post to complain about it being to obvious. It's supposed to be, that's the point.

And this is my normal login Sammyson (Group 2).

 

[AreaCode707]

<<

<< You know what my Daddy bought me for my 17th B-day........JACK SH!T >>



I got less than that! >>



Yeah? Well... well... for MY 17 b-day, my dad took stuff AWAY from me! That's what!

 

[dew042]

that's funny.
dew.

 

[kgraeme]

<< Group 2 recognized it as the skoorb affect but post to complain about it being to obvious. It's supposed to be, that's the point. >>



LOL! I wasn't complaining about your post, I was complaining that I've spent too much time reading these forums. So much so that I CAN spot the skoorb effect and know where the name came from.








Hey, where is Jerboy anyway?

 

[weeeplop]

just hilarious

 

[Thegonagle]

<< Yeah? Well... well... for MY 17 b-day, my dad took stuff AWAY from me! That's what!
>>


Well ... Yeah? Santa Claus used to come down the chimney and ? and ? steal things!

 

[GasX]

hammer09 - my god! are you really that shallow? You need to grow up and learn to respect women more and stand on your own two feet.

spoiled brat ! :disgust:

 

[SilverThief]

Damn you got me on this one.

 

[Zenmervolt]

<< hammer09 - my god! are you really that shallow? You need to grow up and learn to respect women more and stand on your own two feet.

spoiled brat ! :disgust: >>

And it just keeps going, and going, and going...

ZV

EDIT: Well, it was only a matter of time before one of these faked indignat replies caught me. Note to self: Do not post to ATOT immediately after getting out of bed, wait until you are awake. Still, this is one very amusing thread.

 

[GasX]

<<

<< hammer09 - my god! are you really that shallow? You need to grow up and learn to respect women more and stand on your own two feet.

spoiled brat ! :disgust: >>

And it just keeps going, and going, and going...

ZV >>

HEH - I double skoorbed zenmervolt!

 

[bootymac]

I can do it too!

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[Mephistopheles]

I get the feeling that ppl who post w/o reading the entire thread just do it to get they're post count up. And did hammer not entirely give it away when he said he had to have a new BMW instead of a used? Do people that shallow really exist?!

(hehe, my first eyeroll)

 

[rubix]

i feel sorry for people who can't read more than a few sentences. i don't think the replies will ever stop coming.

 

[crypticlogin]

<< And did hammer not entirely give it away when he said he had to have a new BMW instead of a used? Do people that shallow really exist?!

(hehe, my first eyeroll) >>



Unfortunately, yes. I was in earshot of this one girl in college on her cell, bugging out on someone about not buying her a new Mercedes but instead an older beamer. It's a sad, sad existence for some people... :Q

 

[CromNogger]

Great job, hammer09!

Incredible! I never thought there could be so many ignorant morons even here on ATOT! :Q

Why do people not read the whole thread? I don't get it... anyway, all I have to say is HAHA to Skoorb

 

[udonoogen]

hahahahaa... thats a funny thread. i missed it. =) good job hammer