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HELP! My life is so *OVER*!!!!

H

Hammer

Lifer
Started with my girlfriend giving me trouble. She has been eating a lot lately and gaining weight.
karen is getting more and more fat. She used to be what you might call a waif and was so
outrageously hot. Now she looks just like any other girl. I told her to stop eating before she becomes
overweight. She got mad and said I an running her life. I told her she fat and need to start
running on treadmill we have daily. She then busted out with how she was cheating on me with
brad, my best friend.

Even after this I find out my dad isn't going to come through for me. He was going to buy me
for my 17th birthday a brand new BMW 323. Instead he said he is going to get me a USED one
for me. I can't be seen in a used car! My friends would laugh at me. Also, there is this girl in my
economics class who says she only likes guy with new BMWs. She is really hot, but I am still
contemplating how to ask her out. Since my GF cheated, I thought I should do something, not
that it mattered before. Still, nothing is going right, I don't know what to do.
 
boo-hoo

People have bigger problems. Ditch the girl and take whatever car you parents would give you.

Edit: hmmmmmmm...you guys may be right.
 
ahahahhahahahaah, whew ::wipes eyes:: i havent laughed this hard since some fool sent me and IM sayin that if i didnt pass it on to 10 people in the next 30 seconds AOL would start chargeing for AIM. ahahhahahahahahahaha
 
I feel for you man. Your life sucks the big one. It wraps it's mouth all the way around the meaty end of the big one. It bobs up and down on the top third of the big one, only occasionally taking the big one all the way inside.
 
Ha ha!

All of your friends are going to LAUGH at you when they see you in that USED BMW! Go tell your daddy you DEMAND respect, and will accept nothing less than a new BMW. And tell him that he now MUST buy you a 330, for all of the trouble he's caused!

*edit* Oh, and dump that fat bitch. 😉
 
No, I'm not its not fair. I told my girlfriend before that if she gained any more wait I would get rid of her. Then she says this! And my dad just gave a lame excuse about the economy and stuff. I don't care, I want my car. Then that other chick will go out with me.
 
Your life sucks the big one. It wraps it's mouth all the way around the meaty end of the big one. It bobs up and down on the top third of the big one, only occasionally taking the big one all the way inside.

My thoughts exactly 🙂
 
uh, send that used bmw my way.. ill take it off your hands. 😉

haha. does sound like another skoorb thread... 😛
 


<< Started with my girlfriend giving me trouble. She has been eating a lot lately and gaining weight.
karen is getting more and more fat. She used to be what you might call a waif and was so
outrageously hot. Now she looks just like any other girl. I told her to stop eating before she becomes
overweight. She got mad and said I an running her life. I told her she fat and need to start
running on treadmill we have daily. She then busted out with how she was cheating on me with
brad, my best friend.

Even after this I find out my dad isn't going to come through for me. He was going to buy me
for my 17th birthday a brand new BMW 323. Instead he said he is going to get me a USED one
for me. I can't be seen in a used car! My friends would laugh at me. Also, there is this girl in my
economics class who says she only likes guy with new BMWs. She is really hot, but I am still
contemplating how to ask her out. Since my GF cheated, I thought I should do something, not
that it mattered before. Still, nothing is going right, I don't know what to do. >>

cry me a f'n river.... suck it up

*cough*spoiled*cough*
 
>>>. I can't be seen in a used car! My friends would laugh at me.>>>
hey,what kind of friends do you have?the girl seems to be a bitch so dump here..
 
Skoorb wannabe in training.. u should probably have Skoorb show you the ropes in neffing... u can learn a thing or two from him.. 🙂
 
lol the first thing that hit me was the fact that you were just getting the brand new BMW to get a girl who didn't like used BMW's... man this is halarious. Thanks 😀
 
if your friends are of the caliber that your g/f apparently is/was, you probably need to tell them that they are getting fat, too.

then they will open up to you and tell you how they have been cheating on you by making out with a new bmw sevena series (neega).

orf !
 


<< cry me a f'n river.... suck it up
*cough*spoiled*cough* >>


another example of why people should read atleast a couple of replys before replying on their own...
 
well basically, if ur gonna tell ur gf to stop eating and if she gets fat she will dump u... than i find it funny and ironic she said she's cheating on u. and as for the car... u should be lucky ur dad will even buy u a car. many ppl have to buy their own cars... much less a gift bimmer from ol' daddy. i ont think u will find my sympathy for u whining here.
 


<< another example of why people should read atleast a couple of replys before replying on their own... >>

i wanted to say what i was feeling... my bad i won't ever do it again

i actually know people like that... it just disgusts me
 


<< Started with my girlfriend giving me trouble. She has been eating a lot lately and gaining weight.
karen is getting more and more fat. She used to be what you might call a waif and was so
outrageously hot. Now she looks just like any other girl. I told her to stop eating before she becomes
overweight. She got mad and said I an running her life. I told her she fat and need to start
running on treadmill we have daily. She then busted out with how she was cheating on me with
brad, my best friend.
dump her she's dead weight (lots of it from what i hear hehe)

Even after this I find out my dad isn't going to come through for me. He was going to buy me
for my 17th birthday a brand new BMW 323. Instead he said he is going to get me a USED one
for me. I can't be seen in a used car! My friends would laugh at me.
if your friends are so snooty that they think less of you for having a used car you need new friends
Also, there is this girl in my economics class who says she only likes guy with new BMWs.
any girl this shallow is not worth your time
She is really hot, but I am still contemplating how to ask her out. Since my GF cheated, I thought I should do something, not that it mattered before. Still, nothing is going right, I don't know what to do.
jeez, instead of trying to get back at her by cheating (which wont matter to her anyway) try to play mind games on her like getting her to have an eating disorder or something (worse than it is now) >>


 
a used BMW? I would rather get a brand new bicycle.
It's not only cheaper...it's NEW ALSO!!
Besides, bicycle is totally convertible...think of all the winds and stuff~~
you gonna enjoy the road a lot more...and yes! girls will turn their head when your bike pass by 🙂

And, I do believe BMW make bikes too~~ so there you go! get a brand-new BMW and chase that b$tch !
 
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