HELP! My life is so *OVER*!!!!

[wildwildwes]

You know you're lame when you can't even fool anandtech off topic.

 

[Kev]

HAHA. Your new nickname is Used-BMW-Boy. It must suck to be you!! You'll be the laughing stock of your entire school!

 

[crypticlogin]

hammer09, meet Jerboy. Jerboy, hammer09.



edit: Props for something that actually took thought. It's a nef nonetheless, but an involved one.

 

[NonTechGuy]

try to put across that bad boy, life going nowhere attitude and they will look at you

Elliot on Just Shoot Me said it best on a re-run last night "Romance is like a tango, you advance and she retreats. Conversely, you retreat and she advances."

 

[DDCSpeed]

um....you cant be seen in a used car?

anyways, ditch the fat girl yo. Big girl cheating and passing out love to your best friend is the most uncool thing but you gotta ditch her now.

 

[NonTechGuy]

why would you suspect skoorb to ditch his 10000 posts? that's a fat wallet nobody would want to lose

 

[ToBeMe]

>>Personally, I don't see how you could settle for a BMW anyway........I mean damn, what are you, white trash? I personally don't speak to anyone unless they own at least a Porsche. As for the girl, she sounds like a skank anyway for even considering allowing herself to become an ounce overweight! But then, if she'd go out with a guy whom can only afford to drive a BMW..........well, then I can understand since she was bottom trolling anyway!<<

 

[darkjester]

<< I feel for you man. Your life sucks the big one. It wraps it's mouth all the way around the meaty end of the big one. It bobs up and down on the top third of the big one, only occasionally taking the big one all the way inside. >>


LOL!!! You've got a flare for being graphic without profanity.

 

[Hammer]

Heh, sorry guys, it was my 100th post and I wanted to try my first nef.



<< Started with my girlfriend giving me trouble. She has been eating a lot lately and gaining weight.
Karen is getting more and more fat. She used to be what you might call a waif and was so
Outrageously hot. Now she looks just like any other girl. I told her to stop eating before she becomes
Overweight. She got mad and said I an running her life. I told her she fat and need to start
Running on treadmill we have daily. She then busted out with how she was cheating on me with
Brad, my best friend.

Even after this I find out my dad isn't going to come through for me. He was going to buy me
For my 17th birthday a brand new BMW 323. Instead he said he is going to get me a USED one
For me. I can't be seen in a used car! My friends would laugh at me. Also, there is this girl in my
Economics class who says she only likes guy with new BMWs. She is really hot, but I am still
Contemplating how to ask her out. Since my GF cheated, I thought I should do something, not
That it mattered before. Still, nothing is going right, I don't know what to do. >>

 

[Keego]

wow, a nef post with intelligence, I like it

 

[pulse8]

lol

Very clever!

 

[thomsbrain]

<rant>

lets all get together and give mr. a-hole a nice cyberslap in his spoiled face. people like you make me ashamed to be human. did you stop to think why this girl was cheating on you? maybe cause you're an ass and told her she's fat and needs to work out. you deserve what's coming to you. and don't even get me started on the car. boo-hoo, a used bimmer. you know, some people have to work for a living. and some people have to buy their own cars. and some people actually treat the woman they love like they love them. your life is over? do us all a big favor and end it now so we don't have to listen to this garbage.

</rant>

ok, i just had to get that out of my system. cause i actually know people like that. so anyway, exellent nef post.

 

[Keego]

thomsbrain, I know that took some time so you most likely missed it, but see the bottom of the thread

 

[thomsbrain]

yeah, i missed it.

 

[Red Dawn]

Very good..very good indeed. All those who you are making fun of should recognize their rants in your satire. A+!!! I doubt I could do any better!~!!

 

[killface]

<< I love all types of conflict and arguing. >>

- hammer09
edit - damn took me too long to reply. cute.

 

[Hammer]

Sorry thomsbrain, I combined different posts I had read recently and was celebrating my 100th point with a nef. I'm still waiting for skoorb to show up and give it his seal of approval

Thanks RedDawn

 

[dakata24]

A+++ indeed hammer09


oh yeah, PM me your address and ill come by and pick up the BMW

 

[Jugernot]

Sorry dude, you're a stuck up F&*K up! Has your life ended yet? NO! Did you kill somebody? NO Are you scheduled to be executed? NO!

Stop whining!

 

[pulse8]

lol

Now everyone who doesn't actually read a thread before posting will chime in. This will only get funnier.

 

[dakata24]

<< Sorry dude, you're a stuck up F&*K up! Has your life ended yet? NO! Did you kill somebody? NO Are you scheduled to be executed? NO!

Stop whining! >>



go away

 

[Daniel]

<< hammer09, meet Jerboy. Jerboy, hammer09.

>>



Hahah, scary part is one of them is serious.

 

[Antoneo]

Very nice neff post.

 

[Linux23]

very clever indeed, i never noticed the coding.



however i never fell for your story anyway!





EDIT: it's funny how some people never read a thread all the way through! lol!

 

[skace]

Yo,

If Skoorb reads this no-talent-hackjob he might have a heart attack, I reckon you be editing that crap before he does!!