help me find jesus?

[kabelogo]

I think i left him sitting on a bench near foleys while i went into bath and body works...he wasn't there when i got back...please, someone, help me find jesus...dad will be soo mad if he finds out i lost him.

 

[chipbgt]

You mean you lost your own, personal, Jesus?

I think I have a spare somewhere

 

[kabelogo]

i always seem to be losing my religon.

i think i'm having the jesus jones.

 

[yakko]

Isn't personal jesus the name of a song?

 

[chipbgt]

Yakko, please,

Leave this to the professionals.

 

[lowtech1]

Jesus of Montreal or the One (Neo) in the Matrix?

 

[jonnyGURU]

I believe I found the Lord.

It seemed as if Jesus was scalping tickets at yesterday's Bucs game.

 

[Raspewtin]

I saw him on South Park, in a wrestling match with the Devil.

 

[Tripleshot]

Raspewtin



Who won?

 

[AMDJunkie]

I found Jeezus. Is that close enough?

 

[vi edit]

He's here:JESUS IS AT ANANDS!

 

[stomp]

<insert potentially politically incorrect mexican joke>

 

[syber321]

Will Jeebus do?

 

[DanC]

An amusing little thread young friends....

Jesus is more than you can possibly imagine. I will not get into flame wars....
He's real, he's there like he's always been.

I'll respond to PM's. If you want to flame - you're on your own. Christ lives!

 

[cwand]

Why are you mocking Jesus Christ?

Talk about a one-way, non-stop ticket to HELL. Why don't you shoot the Pope while you're at it?

 

[Yeeny]

Excuse me, but I believe in God, and I don't think He is going to send anybody to hell for a smart comment that was not offensive in the least. And comparing this to shooting the Pope, I think that may be just a slight touch of overkill.....

 

[vi edit]

a humorless god is a humanless god

 

[Warrenton]

Actually, you have to give Jesus your one way non-stop ticket to hell. In excahnge He will give your a ticket to Heaven, and coupons for all sorts of free stuff when you arrive.

At birth all are awarded one ticket to hell, You just have to ask Jesus to exchange it for the ticket to heaven. Not only will he trade your ticket, but he gives all sorts of perks.

 

[Whisper]

I'd have to agree with Girl on this one. I really don't believe that God is going to send anyone in this thread to hell for what they've said here alone. Threatening someone with eternal damnation is almost as bad as blasphemizing and actually meaning it. Be less worried about the punishement and more concerned with helping someone avoid it.

 

[DanC]

Whisper,
There's a little truth in what you say.
No - they won't - but there's a lot more there than most will care to believe.

 

[Russ]

I'm convinced that God has a sense of humor. Otherwise, why would He have created liberals?

Russ, NCNE

 

[DanC]

Amen

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

AAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AMDJunkie]

How do you know God created liberals? :Q

 

[DanC]

We don't... we just know Satan doesn't have that kind of a sense of humor...