help me find jesus?

[AMDJunkie]

But Satan was the first sadist.

 

[DanC]

and the last.

It's pretty permanent when you die. Where are you going?
Just a thought.

 

[AMDJunkie]

Me? When I die and they lay me to rest, I'm hoping to go to the place that's the best. Even better than Busch Gardens!

 

[Raspewtin]

Tripleshot,

From what I remember, Jesus won, but apparently the Devil had set it up and won big betting against himself. Great episode.




<< How do you know God created liberals? >>

- hehe

 

[DanC]

Blasphemy.
Seek the truth!

 

[AMDJunkie]

Despite what Comedy Central tells you, South Park is not a good source for religious education and biblical history.

 

[Mill]

Thank you AMD!

 

[DanC]

AMD... I'm ROTFLMAO

And as a Christian.. I can STILL do that!

 

[AMDJunkie]

No thanks required, Millenium. It's a community service.

 

[kabelogo]

When I die I'm going to Disneyworld, the discounts better.

cwand, what's the pope got to do with it? Do you believe in god or the pope. you're weird.


oh, btw, anyone who was offended by this in any religous or christian affileated way, maybe you shouldn't jump to conclusions or make decisions before you think them out, or just get your head out of your ass and read the post.

disclaimer: This is directed at those who read what i said but can't hear what I say. Dan, this in no way includes you or your sincerity. I respect you as you made no issue with the statement or jumped to any conclusions.

 

[~zonker~]

AMD Junkie

&quot;How do you know God created liberals? &quot;

Jesus was more than liberal, you might say he was killed for being a radical!

 

[SilentBoB]

He's over there!

Jesus

 

[Robert01]

From Forrest Gump:

Lt. Dan: &quot;Can you help me find Jesus, Forrest?&quot;
Forrest: &quot;Well I, uh, didn't know you were looking for him Lt. Dan..&quot;

LOL!

 

[AMDJunkie]

Actually ~zonker~, you are correct. The values Jesus taught would be considered very much liberal. Why I don't agree with the liberal view is that values that Jesus taught cannot be enforced onto people, as they'd want. Doing so takes away the basic freedom of living your life as you wish. We know the difference between good and evil and since our ancestors brought it upon themselves to know, we must decide for ourselves how we will live our lives. Salvation must be earned, it cannot be handed out. Jesus never forced the rich man to follow him, did he?

 

[Viper GTS]

Salvation must be earned, it cannot be handed out.

AMD, you'll be catching crap for that one.

Viper GTS

 

[cwand]

I was just being facetious when I made the comment about going to Hell and thought that it would be recognized as such, but I guess I was wrong. I sometimes forget who the core audience here is, so I'll the keep the humor on a more sophomoric level from now on. Mocking Jesus Christ is not cool though and that is what this thread originated from.

By the way, can you not believe in Jesus and the Pope?



<< cwand, what's the pope got to do with it? Do you believe in god or the pope. you're weird. >>

 

[kabelogo]

sorry, my facetious gears aren't a turning these days, maybe a little wd-40 and i'll be able to recognize it as such next time....

the pope is plastic, and therefore not something to believe in.

 

[chipbgt]

<< By the way, can you not believe in Jesus and the Pope? >>




I believe they are both living, but one of them is meaningless to my existance....I'll give you a hint; its the one with the big dopey hat.

 

[kabelogo]

when jesus works at picadilly cafeteria he wears a big dopey hat. and a hair net.

 

[Crysla]

Hey Pirate....I'm home. I missed you. Did you miss me? Go to chat bad boy.

Princess

Jesus hates you btw.