- Feb 26, 2000
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I got a parking ticket while covering the Microsoft E3 Kickoff event, my car got impounded and now they want me to pay another 65 bucks just for sh!ts for the privlage of having to deal with the inept police department, non-english speaking tow company, and pay over 250$ just to get my car out of impound while visiting that sh!thole of a city called Los Angeles. "The Angles" my ass, I've never been in a more disgusting place in my life, and I've crapped in rest stop toilets...the people are rude, the streets smell of piss, and fat guys can't seem to keep a shirt on for the life of them.
how can I beat this fvcked up parking ticket. I rather not pay the LA cops or dump more money into the Schwaranagger economy if I can help it, I rather donate the money to a local school in my state or some shiznit.
here is what I have written to the "Parking Violations Bureau" but before you read it, let it be known, LA can kiss my white hairy ass because even my unwiped cheeks are cleaner then that cespool of unevolved primortial ooze you call a city!
Parking Violations Bureau
PO box 30247
Los Angeles CA 90030
To Whom It May Concern:
RE: Citation 956567802
I am requesting an administrative review of Citation 956567802 on the following grounds:
1) Unclear/illegible Signage
2) Time of citation
3) Out of state bias
4) Wrong Vehical Type
1) the signage on the 3400 block of Figueroa St S. is faded, damaged, out of drivers line of sight, and signs directing attention to Tow away zone signs are damaged and illegible.
2) The time of the citation is 6:01pm according to the comment section of the citation I will have to ?translate? as the abbreviations are unclear. NPV (No Parking Violation), S/P Stopped OR parked, T/A Tow Away, N/S No stopping? Between 4PM-6PM the citation was issued at 06:01pm 1 minute after the stated violation times. The car was also towed after that time which I donated a lovely $167.00 to your town?s economy already to free my car from what I believe was an illegal seizure as it occurred after the tickets stated no stopping time.
3) I believe my car was targeted because of it?s out of state plates, there were other vehicles around with no special markings or permits other then CA plates that were permitted to remain on the 3400 block of Figueroa un-towed and un ticketed while mine was singled out.
4) Vehicle type listed is TRK or Truck, Vehicle is SUV and not classified as a truck either by registration or insurance.
how can I beat this fvcked up parking ticket. I rather not pay the LA cops or dump more money into the Schwaranagger economy if I can help it, I rather donate the money to a local school in my state or some shiznit.
here is what I have written to the "Parking Violations Bureau" but before you read it, let it be known, LA can kiss my white hairy ass because even my unwiped cheeks are cleaner then that cespool of unevolved primortial ooze you call a city!
Parking Violations Bureau
PO box 30247
Los Angeles CA 90030
To Whom It May Concern:
RE: Citation 956567802
I am requesting an administrative review of Citation 956567802 on the following grounds:
1) Unclear/illegible Signage
2) Time of citation
3) Out of state bias
4) Wrong Vehical Type
1) the signage on the 3400 block of Figueroa St S. is faded, damaged, out of drivers line of sight, and signs directing attention to Tow away zone signs are damaged and illegible.
2) The time of the citation is 6:01pm according to the comment section of the citation I will have to ?translate? as the abbreviations are unclear. NPV (No Parking Violation), S/P Stopped OR parked, T/A Tow Away, N/S No stopping? Between 4PM-6PM the citation was issued at 06:01pm 1 minute after the stated violation times. The car was also towed after that time which I donated a lovely $167.00 to your town?s economy already to free my car from what I believe was an illegal seizure as it occurred after the tickets stated no stopping time.
3) I believe my car was targeted because of it?s out of state plates, there were other vehicles around with no special markings or permits other then CA plates that were permitted to remain on the 3400 block of Figueroa un-towed and un ticketed while mine was singled out.
4) Vehicle type listed is TRK or Truck, Vehicle is SUV and not classified as a truck either by registration or insurance.
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